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Old 04-21-2006, 03:26 AM   #1
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Default This is the Vin Diesel OT FECES FACT CHALLENGE Thread (Copy from the site and lose!)

Ok OT, I'm sure most of you are aquainted with the Vin Diesel random fact generator but can you randomly generate even better Vin Diesel facts?

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While average human beings look foolish when the yell at the movie screen, Vin Diesel is actually able to drastically alter the plotline with guttural roars and the passing of gas.

Skirts were initially constructed with kevlar and invented to protect the women Vin Diesel has sex with from losing one and or both of their eyes as Vin Diesel ejaculates.

During the research and development of the "'I' before 'E' except after 'C'" rule, Vin Diesel played a key role in the isolation of the only exceptions to the rule. However, if Vin Diesel's last name began with a 'C' the following letters would still be "ie" because Vin Diesel doesn't like rules.

Vin Diesel is able to integrate every function f(x) known to man by rubbing his nipples in an erotic fashion.

Vin Diesel created the exclamation point by scaring a period into hanging itself.

The tilt in the Earth's axis was created during a Belching Contest between Vin Diesel and Roseanne. Vin Diesel took home the trophy and Roseanna continues to orbit Jupiter while trailing a comet tail comprised solely from Vin Diesel's belch particles.

Vin Diesel drew the initial diagrams for the creation of Eve from Adam's rib, however God did not use the metric system during the transformation and this is why women, despite modern advances, still don't have big enough breasts.

Kiwis are actually cats which Vin Diesel has compressed with his bare hands.

When asked to join in on a game of paintball Vin Diesel proceeded to kick everyone's ass by using real bullets. When questioned about his use of tactics, Vin Diesel said "They weren't bullets, they were paintballs and I wasn't even using a gun."

If allowed to reproduce asexually Vin Diesel can become his own black hole.

During the summer of 1983 aliens attempted to invade Earth, however when they first landed and said "Take me to your leader." Vin Diesel barked "What the **** do you want now?!" Needless to say, they were all probed to death with a pine tree.
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Old 04-21-2006, 03:28 AM   #2
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No dumbass...
THIS IS THE VIN DIESEL THREAD



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Old 04-21-2006, 03:30 AM   #3
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No, you see that's the copy vin diesel facts down from the site thread, this is the challenge OT to make better Vin Diesel facts thread
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Old 04-21-2006, 03:52 AM   #4
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Quote:
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No, you see that's the copy vin diesel facts down from the site thread, this is the challenge OT to make better Vin Diesel facts thread
no you see once you get deeper in the thread we al started making our own.


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Old 04-21-2006, 03:55 AM   #5
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I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.
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Hey beccaaaaHHhHh what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
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Vin Diesel created the exclamation point by scaring a period into hanging itself.


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Old 04-21-2006, 10:34 AM   #9
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Chuck Norris told me to bump this thread.
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Chuck >>>>>> Vin
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The real challenge is to see if you can realize that the Vin Diesel facts have never been funny and never will be.

Chuck Norris facts, on the other hand, are all true.
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