So I'm sitting here working to get my gear together for tommorows paintball tournament and decide to pop on Playboy TV to see whats happening.

Well some forgettable movie is on and it starred the old school porn star Teri Weigel making some sort of lame come back.
Teri used to be the squirrels nuts but now she's 'Totally Busted', to borrow from Playboy themselves.

She's got to be the worst acting porn actress in skill I've seen in a very long time and she's nastier looking than Heidi Fleiss.
Okay maybe not quite as bad but you get the idea. For porn she really should keep her clothes on as time, weathering and possibly bad diet has not been kind to her. Nor has her hair colorist/wig/extensions cinsultant. Meh...

Well I can't post a pic of her from the movie I saw as they are way NWS. But if you would like to see teh nasty or are/were a fan of Teri look into the film 'Angelique'. Be warned though she sucks & blows, figuratively as well as literally.

http://www.amazingtails.com/pornstar/images/female/teriweigel1.jpg

EDIT: Horatio102 gave me notice that all pics must now be PG with biniki's & less being over the line.
The picture has been changed to a head shot. Pun intended. :)

- Janq

:huh:

yuk. Even for her age. Whatever that is.

I'd still hit it.

I don't think that pic is safe either. The best you can get away with here is this:

http://www.washington.historylink.org/wa_images/NanCampbell2003.jpg.jpg

Tammy Faye Weigel

Originally posted by lucien2
:huh:

yuk. Even for her age. Whatever that is.

Let me put it this way.
She was an established pro when I was in HS.
I've been out of HS just under half my current chronological age.

She's old, beat, used over tanned, stretched out, plastic and aging like a cheap candle.

- Janq

i hate fake boobies

Originally posted by Gecko2k2
I don't think that pic is safe either.

Huh?

Whats wrong with it?
No nips, tits, hole or butt is shown.

- Janq

Originally posted by skrib09
i hate fake boobies

Originally posted by skrib09
i hate fake boobies

There's nothing wrong with fake boobies if applied right.
That pictures is the best I could find that didn't break the rules and is relatively close to what she looks like now (modern) and with detail.

You should have seen what I saw though on Playboy.
Ergh...she looks like Michael Jackson on 'roids with TT's.

- Janq

"My God what have I done?" - Talking Heads, 'Once In A Lifetime'

Originally posted by skrib09
i hate fake boobies


fake??????

If I can touch them............theyre real, If I cant touch them ....must be a glitch in the Matrix..........remember there is no boobies.


:lol:



:(


well I thought it was funny

stiffler's mom?

I think the best example of a busted up pr0n star is Marilyn Chambers. Nothing can top her. She's had all of her holes filled multiple times at the same time. :lol: What a train wreck.

One of my all-time favorite somewhat-old-school porn star is Kylie Ireland. :banana:

Originally posted by aod
I think the best example of a busted up pr0n star is Marilyn Chambers. Nothing can top her. She's had all of her holes filled multiple times at the same time. :lol: What a train wreck.

Nina Hartley > Marilyn Chambers

Originally posted by Janq
Huh?

Whats wrong with it?
No nips, tits, hole or butt is shown.

- Janq

We're moving to more PG, read the sticky thread. Bikini or less is a no-no.

Dayam, she's broke like a joke. :huh:

Originally posted by Janq
I've been out of HS just under half my current chronological age.


Funny you chose the elite hacker style of saying "1987" :lol:

Originally posted by horatio102
We're moving to more PG, read the sticky thread. Bikini or less is a no-no. That's more than a bikini. This place is starting to upset me (and it's not the pictures of scantily clad women that are doing it).

I did a google on her. :confused: She looked much better in some of the other pics I saw.

Then again, there were other "distractions" in the pics too though. :eek: Nice jewelry. :huh:

Originally posted by aod
I think the best example of a busted up pr0n star is Marilyn Chambers. Nothing can top her. She's had all of her holes filled multiple times at the same time. :lol: What a train wreck.

Marilyn only did like three or four films and left the industry decades ago.

Her only claim to fame is 'Behind The Green Door' which was the industries first film to cross over from stag film style stuff to the pseudo mainstream.

She's been eclipsed many times over...

- Janq

Originally posted by horatio102
We're moving to more PG, read the sticky thread. Bikini or less is a no-no.

Ok noted.

Mea Culpa Maximus and I'll keep this in mind for the future.
The pic will be removed.

Thanks!!!

- Janq

Behind the Green Door is a uber-classic in teh pr0n world.

Another really great pr0n series with an actual story is "The Story of 'O'".

Originally posted by Janq
EDIT: Horatio102 gave me notice that all pics must now be PG with biniki's & less being over the line.
The picture has been changed to a head shot. Pun intended. :)

- Janq

That's pretty amazing that Horatio would be the one to tell you that, seeing that he is a professional fluffer and all.

Didn't she do Playboy back in the 80's??

I'm pretty sure I have that issue... pink or purple cover I believe.
Not even gonna TRY to look for it though

A Playboy cover comes up if you google her name. It seems I had that one I stole from my bro at one time too.

For some reason when I first saw that pic I thought of the actress Christine Baranski:

http://www.autographshop.com/media/baranski.jpg
http://www.themoviegeek.com/cast_graphics/ChristineBaranski.jpg

but Christine cleans up a lot better than that:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/chicago/christine_baranski/chicagopre2.jpg

I think Christine Baranski is so sexy. I think it's her attitude.

Originally posted by CandyO
I think Christine Baranski is so sexy. I think it's her attitude.

[3rd grade] "Then why don't you marry her?" [/3rd grade]

my parents know her. they went to highschool together. :)

Originally posted by CandyO
I think Christine Baranski is so sexy. I think it's her attitude.

Ditto.

She's not the best looking, nor the worst, but she has a great 'charm'.
And she does in fact "clean up" real well.

- Janq

Originally posted by Janq
Ditto.

She's not the best looking, nor the worst, but she has a great 'charm'.
And she does in fact "clean up" real well.

- Janq
Yes, she's very sassy with a large dose of vixen in the mix. I'd imagine that anybody who'd want to play with her better come correct, and no half-stepping allowed, or she'll send them back to school.

Originally posted by US2JDM
Originally posted by CandyO
I think Christine Baranski is so sexy. I think it's her attitude. [3rd grade] "Then why don't you marry her?" [/3rd grade]

"Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?"

http://www.mugshots.net/pee_wee_herman/pee_wee_herman.jpg

I think she's funny as all getout. Again I don't know why the washed up porn star made me think of her; maybe just the facial expression.

Originally posted by aod
That's pretty amazing that Horatio would be the one to tell you that, seeing that he is a professional fluffer and all.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

ARGH
<changes name>

Originally posted by CandyO
... better come correct, and no half-stepping allowed, or she'll send them back to school.

The only thing funnier and older school than your word choices toward Christine is the fact that I've been sitting here listening to 'Teena Marie' all day.

The irony is just too great not to mention. ;)

http://www.sonymusic.com/postcards/images/postcards/teena.jpg

- Janq would come and do so correctly :p

Originally posted by Janq
The only thing funnier and older school than your word choices toward Christine is the fact that I've been sitting here listening to 'Teena Marie' all day.


:lol:


<------------- Guilty of coming from teh old school

Originally posted by CandyO
:lol:

<------------- Guilty of coming from teh old school

You know what makes me smile and frown at the same time?
There is most likely a good amount of people viewing this thread who have absolutely zero idea what either you or I are talking about and probably never will.

:banana:...m3h

- Janq

So be it. :banana:

Originally posted by Janq
The only thing funnier and older school than your word choices toward Christine is the fact that I've been sitting here listening to 'Teena Marie' all day.

The irony is just too great not to mention. ;)

http://www.sonymusic.com/postcards/images/postcards/teena.jpg

- Janq would come and do so correctly :p

That looks like the crap I spent the 80's trying to avoid. :furious:

:o

Originally posted by horatio102
That looks like the crap I spent the 80's trying to avoid. :furious:

:o

You have no idea...

Teena Marie was teh bomb.
Lots of little boys & girls got born becasue of her. :)

- Janq

Nor do I want to have an idea. CRAP I tell ya! People in the 70's and 80's had NO taste whatsoever. Bell bottoms? warmups? Parachute pants? head/wrist bands? Leg warmers? ARGH.

Originally posted by horatio102
Nor do I want to have an idea. CRAP I tell ya! People in the 70's and 80's had NO taste whatsoever. Bell bottoms? warmups? Parachute pants? head/wrist bands? Leg warmers? ARGH.

:lol: Total agreement here.

Originally posted by horatio102
Nor do I want to have an idea. CRAP I tell ya! People in the 70's and 80's had NO taste whatsoever. Bell bottoms? warmups? Parachute pants? head/wrist bands? Leg warmers? ARGH.
Prince, Van Halen, (with David Lee Roth), Punk, The Cure, The Smiths, the birth of rap, etc......you sir, haven't been paying attention. :p

Originally posted by CandyO
Prince, Van Halen, (with David Lee Roth), Punk, The Cure, The Smiths, the birth of rap, etc......you sir, haven't been paying attention. :p

Word.™ :cool:

-Milan

Originally posted by CandyO
Prince, Van Halen, (with David Lee Roth), Punk, The Cure, The Smiths, the birth of rap, etc......you sir, haven't been paying attention. :p :banana:

Originally posted by CandyO
Prince, Van Halen, (with David Lee Roth), Punk, The Cure, The Smiths, the birth of rap, etc......you sir, haven't been paying attention. :p

crap, crap, meh, crap, meh, meh

The Birth of rap was painful, but it evolved into something decent. There's SOME good stuff from the 80's, but by and large it's all CRAP. :)

Originally posted by CandyO
Prince, Van Halen, (with David Lee Roth), Punk, The Cure, The Smiths, the birth of rap, etc......you sir, haven't been paying attention. :p

Word ^^

All that people remember is where they're at...often they forget how they got there.

The '70's & '80's rocked.

- Janq

Originally posted by horatio102
The Birth of rap was painful, but it evolved into something decent.
If you prefer the new "rap" to the old school rap, then you're more misguided than I initially thought. :)

The worst thing about the 80's is the production aesthetic. There were some good things musically, but almost all the productions ****ing suck nutz.

Originally posted by CandyO
If you prefer the new "rap" to the old school rap, then you're more misguided than I initially thought. :)

YEEEEEEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-pov_lil_jon.jpg

- Janq

:lol:

Originally posted by Janq
YEEEEEEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-pov_lil_jon.jpg

- Janq

OOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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Just one question horatio102,

What decade were you born in?

Was everything made in the 70's and 80's crap?
:p ;) :D

Originally posted by Vostok 7
OOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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As much as I like Lil 'Jon & The East Side Boyz (!) while seemingly all of OT hates him, I just could not resist the timing for the reference.
It was just too damn perfect. :lol:

- Janq

Originally posted by Janq
As much as I like Lil 'Jon & The East Side Boyz (!) while seemingly all of OT hates him, I just could not resist the timing for the reference.
It was just too damn perfect. :lol:

- Janq

:lol: :lol:

Wuuut

Vostok 7