Hey Val, watch yourself; end up in ribbons looking for your lower intestines.
Let me know if cutlery is banned beforehand, please.
As for the tiled OBS, they're all computer keys. That's right, the ENTIRE CAR is covered with computer keys - the dude who owns it lived a block from me in the hills above Los Feliz while I was still mired in Los Freakin' Angeles. As the story goes, he ran a computer recycling outfit for a time, and the poor Sube wag is the twisted outcome of a surplus of computer keys, a few tubes of Liquid Nail and too many hits on the pipe.