dear idiot in the pimped out mazda 323 sedan,
just because i can go 75mph in the snowy left lane does not mean that you can too. i have AWD, you do not. i have mad skillz y0! you do not. either pass me when i move over or keep a few car lengths back. i don't mind you using me as your mine sweeper, but man, riding one carlength behind me in the snow is freakin' dangerous.