guy at a gas station- "why do you have those big ass mudflaps on your mustang?"
Manager at big 10 tires- how can I help you?
me- i need some tires mounted and balanced on my 04 wrx
Manager- your what?
me- my car? It's a subaru wrx...
Manager- okay.... Subaru... what?
Manager....yeah yeah I heard you but what else is it?
Me- umm Impreza?
Manager-ah yeah there we go. What model did you say it was, sti?
Me- no, just a wrx.
at a local deli picking up lunch for work..I parked up front to load all the trays
waitress- whos dirty ass car is that right there? (sees me) OH sir Im so sorry i ddint mean to say that
me: lol no problem, thats a compliment!