A conversation between me and my girlfriend a few weeks ago
Me: I'm thinking about selling my WRX
Me: Cause I can drive my celica around as a beater and save gas money, plus I can buy another bike!
Gf: Please no!
Me: Why not?
You said you miss having a bike
Gf: Because then I can't win anymore races!
Me: But a bike would be a lot faster.... and what races?!
Gf: But you don't let me drive that! No races! I don't race! Did I say race?
Me: Thus the reason you will never drive the bike...