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Old 11-06-2012, 03:56 PM   #9
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region: AKIC
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
2012 Lexus CT200H

  1. Quote:
    No free WiFi at polling place.
  2. Can't find pants.
  3. "Boy Meets World" marathon JUST started on cable.
  4. Already voted on "The X Factor." Isn't that enough?
  5. That one mean squirrel outside looks like he's just waiting to start a fight.
  6. There's no open bar. - David Barner
  7. Too fat to fit in the booth. - Anthony Bondi
  8. My rascal is out of batteries. - Ryan McKay
  9. Afraid it would come off as pretentious. - Paul Bond
  10. My car elevator got stuck. - Nick Walmer
  11. Desmond says that if I donít enter the sequence every 108 minutes, the world will end. - @CPin42
  12. Not my fault Election Day and Endless Shrimp days at Red Lobster overlap. - @LumanTyler
  13. Waiting to see who is going to win; who wants to vote for a LOSER? - @NickBrommer
  14. Already told the Freemasons who to secretly elect. - @AndiPalmur
  15. Ballot TL;DR. - @BastardMornings
  16. I can't leave the house because I'm on a mine-sweeper hot streak. - Doobs Page
  17. I thought this election was only for people living in Ohio. - Deena Nyer Mendlowitz
  18. I thought they only needed 270 votes to win. - Josh Fields
  19. I plan to be convicted of a felony in the next four years. I want to stay honest and fair to the rules. - Peter James Crowell
  20. I'm Canadian. - Lacy Lawson
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