Dear Neon SRT4 on Route 7 at 295 junction on Friday evening,
I hope the enjoyment you received by flying up on my right side causing your super sweet awesomely loud BOV to fire off was worth being immediately pulled over. Maybe you'll look at all lanes the next time you blaze through the middle of rush hour traffic. Thanks for the drive-home entertainment.
Curious as to what your explanation to the officer was...