Dear, Wants to Race my L for whatever god knows reason.
I am aware that my car may look a bit flashy with it's well taken care of exterior and stylen RS wheels, but damn it Subaru on the back of my trunk lid does not mean WRX! My car is not fast and it is not mAd TyTe yO or however the hell you explain your Mustang GT or Si Civic. Granted most of you could probably spank me in a straight line like a five dollar hooker on two for one night but I did not buy this car to prove anything to your dime a dozen balls enlargers. If you would care to come with me to the Pine Barrens I will glady arrange a demostration about what I did purchase the car for and call a wrecker to extract your car from the woods. Oh and if your going to fly by me right before getting onto an on-ramp or off-ramp try to handle the corner so I don't have to run up on your bumper after you've slammed on your brakes.
Man that felt good.