read it all its worth it, this all took place within two hours
Walking through a parking lot to get my roommates towed car and he points out a subaru
Him: look at the spoiler on that car
I look and see only a wingless wrx so I ask "You mean hood scoop?"
Him: Yeah I meant HUD scoop
I wasn't being picky but he very obviously pronounced "hood" wrong so I pointed it out.
Him: (trying to act like he wasn't stupid made himself retarded trying to recover) No HUD's a real thing man, and that scoop's one.
Me: Stop BSing you can't seriously tell me that's a Heads Up Display scoop.
He never admitted he was wrong, but later I had to explain to him how to open his hood after noticing he wasn't using the hood release, but instead was unsuccessfully pulling up and looking at his car weirdly.
Hes great with computers, but he also proceeded to roll backwards down a hill telling me his brakes weren't working then stopped and realized his car wasn't on so I can safely assume cars aren't his thing