im so slamed bro. luk at mah tyt stanse im jdm brah. all dem civics jeluz of mah drawp. it meeks me kewl to bee low and hit all da sped bumpz.
mah camber is a sine of mah insecuriteez and i want attenshun from all da peepz. pay attenshun to me daddy!!!!!!!!
in 10 yeerz i'll luk bak and c i wuz a compleet returd, ruineeng mah handlin cuz i wuz dum and taut stanse waz kewl. if only i wunt two skool and saw how returded i wuz beeing, tinkin mah wrx had sum of dat vtec yo