Kid from my school catches me getting out of my car over the weekend
Him:Yo dude, this ****s tight, what you got under the hood?
Me: flat 4 with a turbo....
Him: Das tight bro! lets go do some burn outs and race later this week
Me: Na i'll pass man..
Him: *****, cant even race..
Me: Oh yea, definitely...
He leaves the parking lot, and launches... a few seconds later, I hear a cop pull him over.
My friend after I installed my N1
Me: So i just installed my N1 dude.
Him: Let me hear it!
Me: *starts up car
Him: *jaw drops, eyes wide open.. HOLY ****
Me: *widest smile on my face
Him: give it a little rev.
Me: okay *little rev to 3k
Him: I just jizzed my pants.