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Old 05-06-2013, 08:18 PM   #7753
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Location: SoCal
2004 Outback H6
2008 Acura TL


Originally Posted by subsf View Post
So I was at a gas station and parked by the pumps.

When I came out an older guy with an AMG Mercedes sedan was filling up and started talking some s**t.

Him: "That thing turbo?" (in a self righteous tone)

Me: "No" (explained the lack of turbo GC's in US)

Him: "Oh, so I'd smoke ya on the backroads!"

Me: "Ehh I don't know, you might have a hard time in the corners with your obese trophy car. And I drive a manual"

Him: "Pshh, driving a manual is like wiping your own ass when you don't have to."

Me: "Actually driving a manual is like me screwing your wife without the help of Viagra."

He then became speechless, returned the nozzle, and drove away.

Sorry bout that, Viagra man.
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