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Old 10-01-2000, 07:38 AM   #3
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Member#: 2468
Join Date: Sep 2000
Chapter/Region: South East
Location: JAX
08 RS4
05 STi - Gone


From the last thread, it looks like only ARG has more speeding tickets than me. YES! U S A! U S A! D'oh!

Funniest story? In '92 I am coming home from a relative's b-day party. It was about midnight, and I decide to slalom through my windy tree-lined neighborhood.

I park the car in the driveway, and start unpacking some stuff from the trunk. After the second trip back to the car, a cop pulls up, and turns on the rollers.

"You are going to lose your liscense! You are going to jail! I couldn't keep up with you back there, you were going so fast."

He is screaming mad, and beet red. I am wetting my pants.

My mom is awakened by his yelling and comes outside while he is giving me a DUI test with his penlight (only had 1 beer - WTF?!).

She starts screaming at the cop to get off our property, to stop waking people up in the middle of the night, and then starts to lecture him on use of language and manners. I thought we were BOTH going to jail!

Then the cop says, "You are lucky - I just got another call. Don't ever let me catch you speeding again!" and RUNS to his patrol car.

My mom winked at me, "You owe me one."

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