I can just hear it now... "pickup lines of the Southeast Subaru Club."
"Hey baby, want a ride on the Dragon?"
*slap*
"Hey baby, we got bades?"
*slap*
"Hey baby, you from Georgia?"
*slap*
"Hey baby, you can burn my rocking chair anytime."
*slap*
"Hey baby, want to organize my beers?"
*wait for the slap... no slap*
Score!