Dear GTI driver,
That was the longest sentence I've ever read on this forum. I hate dented bumpers as much as the next, but I could barely get angry at the Chinese guy. I couldn't figure out what was going on. I have attempted to recreate the post for better readability below. Also, keying someone's car is never a cool move. In the words of Pulp Fiction, "They should be f'n killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. It's chicken s***. You don't f*** another man's vehicle." And dude, "Chinese guy is not the right... Asian-American, dude. Please"
Sincerely,
Grammar and Common Sense
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1st Grader
Is there a reason why you park next to me well? kinda. I use park loosely. In this situation, as you cant seem to navigate, your accord between the lines. And for some reason, you enjoy parking less than a foot from my passenger door. And leaving your wheels at FULL lock. Every time is just cake, honestly. How many times do I have to ask you not to park? So close. Is my keying your car numerous times not enough for you to realize? You're an idiot who has no idea how to park your car .
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