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Old 06-07-2013, 05:24 PM   #114
DIGGYGV8
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Oh hot damn! Diggy just made a new thread that will make people post more pointless replies. Hookers are people too, that like it up the bum. Whenever you think of hookers and blow you should take the Subie and drive into the Michelin Man. For he is nice and bouncy and always wants to slap rubbers onto big rigs. Maybe tomorrow you can lick a really large yellow sunflower, and watch me as I masturbate to a Leonard Cohen video. This one time at band camp, my left thigh was soaking wet with hot fudge which was dripping into your ugly Honda Civic radiator. Sometimes when I think about Diggy, my body gets bloated, like I have to take a mean 5hit. I sea what all this jabber is turning into. Someone should buy an extremely large bowl of pho to put into a NOS bottle.

So there he begins prancing like a unicorn, heaving bottles of acid towards the old people in the beer lineup. Somehow, a Supra rolls over a Hyundai causing it's taillights to spray mucus. Large Quantities of the slippery secretion covered the road, causing the children to be filled. No one knows how to blow like a hoe on death row but we do know that Ludacris and his posse are black guys. I saw DIGGYGV8 slurping down hokkigai because surf clams look like female sea creatures that resemble Hentai porn.

Three words is more than enough to say how drunk you are.

Today I saw Diggy going WOT pulls in a dark, smelly, and rotten pile of laundry. His internal organs had exploded from putting four words because he's sleepy. Feeding him dark brown manure, from the depths of NASIOC's OT Forum.

Does anyone else feel like having an abortion today? They're giving away free coat hangers to cosplay models at the new five and dime. I heard they have Mickey Mouse in prison clothes handing out STIs (not the car). Free cornholeing sessions! heheheheheh cornholio bungholioooooo.
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