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Old 11-30-2004, 01:45 PM   #8
beachbum
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My open letter to the woman whose cubicle is next to the men's bathroom would read something like this:

Dear You,

Thanks to you and your friends for co-opting my bathroom. Your whining about having to make a 15 second walk to the women's bathroom has resulted in my favorite crapper being officially designated UNISEX. Now, the door must be locked when in use, effectively rendering half the facilities useless, and I can count on that lock being engaged a good 50% of the time.

-No thanks,
The guy who reads your e-mail
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