Dear *censored* in the black Chevy Cobolt,
I guess you don't understand the concept of merging onto a highway. When the person in front of you merges onto a highway with moderately heavy traffic, you should merge in behind them. Instead, your female brain thought that it was a good idea to ride alongside me in the quickly-narrowing lane, then squeeze into the non-existent space between me and the car in front of me. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to use my Hellas.
Sincerely,
LIP89