Originally Posted by rogue
"As we make our final approach into San Francisco International, please make sure you are seated with your seat belt securely fastened, your tray table and seat back in the fully upright and locked position, and your personal items stowed. If you think we're kidding about all this, look to your left. I swear to GOD I will crash this plane if you don't settle down back there!!"
This^^ is the way I was going to go with it, possibly with a passenger asking "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?".