My WAPCE ex-neighbor story, inspired by the guy who buys girls drinks thread

Jessie James · 01-14-2005, 07:58 AM

My ex-neighbor named Ryan is the ultimate WAPCE. She is a bitch to begin with, and this is her scam, so guys pay attention:

This chick goes out every week to a local bar where the GF and I frequent. She always has 3 or 4 guys with her, and hangs all over them. Drinks come often, and she loads up, and follows up with food. This place is not cheap, as two people can easily drop over 100 in just a few hours. At the end of the night, she is no where to be seen, but the guys are all trying to figure out how to pay the bill. She never chips in.

So every week this chick gets taken out for free by a bunch of dumb guys who think they are going to get something. They never do, she always ditches before the bill arrives.

Are you one of those dumb guys? Discuss.

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Strider · 01-14-2005, 08:01 AM

No.

Starscream · 01-14-2005, 08:10 AM

No. but nice trick.

westphalia · 01-14-2005, 08:20 AM

WAPCE Thursday was yesterday.. although WAPCE are for everyday

thats just wrong though..

Sephro · 01-14-2005, 08:53 AM

Thats why I don't buy girls drinks until they lick my balls.

RaceCarRiot · 01-14-2005, 09:01 AM

i don't trust chicks with dudes' names.

Jard · 01-14-2005, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephro

Thats why I don't buy girls drinks until they lick my balls.

12345

beachbum · 01-14-2005, 09:23 AM

How does she manage to get 3 or 4 guys every week that never learn? Shame on them!

RaceCarRiot · 01-14-2005, 09:27 AM

seriously, are these just random OMGHI2U! dudes that haven't scoped the field before play, or does she already have them in tow?

Layman · 01-14-2005, 09:28 AM

Those guys are morons.

Sephro · 01-14-2005, 09:30 AM

I think I just found their webpage!
http://toadstool.se/journal/2003/01/

Grap · 01-14-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Knoxville

What a bitch!

See ladies, there are still some really stupid guys out there.

Asinine · 01-14-2005, 10:03 AM

That's not a "game" or a "ploy." It's not creative or sneaky. It's just bitchy. Any guy who falls for that once got played--but live and learn. Any guy who falls for that twice is just plain STOOPID.

Jessie James · 01-14-2005, 10:59 AM

These guys are always different, so I have no idea where she finds them. I do not think she is that attractive, and she has PROVEN herself to be a bitch. We were talking with her one night, after she called us over, and then after about 1 minute she was all like "Well, it was nice talking to you." and turned around and ignored us.

I should have kicked her in the ass.

She always waves and tries to say hi to us, now we ignore her.

Vostok 7 · 01-14-2005, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS25.com

Drinks come often, and she loads up

OMGHI2HER!!!11

Vostok 7

AzSandSlinger · 01-14-2005, 11:28 AM

oh well. Karma's a bitch and ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass...

-Shane

MeddlingKids · 01-14-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS25.com

My ex-neighbor named Ryan is the ultimate WAPCE. She is a bitch to begin with, and this is her scam, so guys pay attention:

This chick goes out every week to a local bar where the GF and I frequent. She always has 3 or 4 guys with her, and hangs all over them. Drinks come often, and she loads up, and follows up with food. This place is not cheap, as two people can easily drop over 100 in just a few hours. At the end of the night, she is no where to be seen, but the guys are all trying to figure out how to pay the bill. She never chips in.

So every week this chick gets taken out for free by a bunch of dumb guys who think they are going to get something. They never do, she always ditches before the bill arrives.

Are you one of those dumb guys? Discuss.

You realize that 75% of women do this, right?
Solution: NEVER buy girls drinks. (unless you're formally dating them)

Grap · 01-14-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzSandSlinger

oh well. Karma's a bitch and ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass...

-Shane

...or do something else to your ass...

westphalia · 01-14-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS25.com

MDrinks come often, and she loads up, and follows up with food.

One of these times she'll have too much to drink and a gang bang will ensue. Bad for her and probably bad for them. Or the wrong sort will be attracted and will slap her around some. It just sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen.

Ditto on karma is an angry kinky S&M bitch with leather gloves..

Jessie James · 01-14-2005, 12:03 PM

I am waiting for the karma thing to happen to her, she's not a nice person. Maybe she's not a nice person because of karma already nailing her. I have not seen her keep a boyfriend for long...

Boost-Free Subee · 01-14-2005, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS25.com

I am waiting for the karma thing to happen to her, she's not a nice person. Maybe she's not a nice person because of karma already nailing her. I have not seen her keep a boyfriend for long...

maybe she's got a super stinky cooch, and they get teargassed quickly...

Jebadia · 01-14-2005, 01:23 PM

If/when you see her sneaking out, you need to slip the dudes her address.

-J

Jessie James · 01-14-2005, 01:39 PM

Problem is she moved, hence why she is now my ex-neighbor...

Thank god.

MattSEG · 01-14-2005, 01:50 PM

that's funny...all parties are at fault. If you're dumb enough to fall for it, or mean enough to do it.

01-14-2005, 07:58 AM	#1
Jessie James Scooby Specialist Member#: 2072 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Out of my mind	My WAPCE ex-neighbor story, inspired by the guy who buys girls drinks thread My ex-neighbor named Ryan is the ultimate WAPCE. She is a bitch to begin with, and this is her scam, so guys pay attention: This chick goes out every week to a local bar where the GF and I frequent. She always has 3 or 4 guys with her, and hangs all over them. Drinks come often, and she loads up, and follows up with food. This place is not cheap, as two people can easily drop over 100 in just a few hours. At the end of the night, she is no where to be seen, but the guys are all trying to figure out how to pay the bill. She never chips in. So every week this chick gets taken out for free by a bunch of dumb guys who think they are going to get something. They never do, she always ditches before the bill arrives. Are you one of those dumb guys? Discuss. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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Strider Visiting NASIOC Timeout Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: An adventure is just Vehicle: an inconvenience, properly considered.	No.

01-14-2005, 08:10 AM	#3
Starscream Scooby Specialist Member#: 44292 Join Date: Sep 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Universe/Cybertron Vehicle: ..: F-15 Eagle ..:	No. but nice trick.

01-14-2005, 08:20 AM	#4
westphalia Scooby Specialist Member#: 28008 Join Date: Oct 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Raleigh, NC Vehicle: 04 Silver WRX My kids are now 4 & 2	WAPCE Thursday was yesterday.. although WAPCE are for everyday thats just wrong though..

01-14-2005, 08:53 AM	#5
Sephro Scooby Specialist Member#: 22319 Join Date: Aug 2002 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Hudson MA Vehicle: 05 LGT LDT	Thats why I don't buy girls drinks until they lick my balls.

01-14-2005, 09:01 AM	#6
RaceCarRiot Scooby Specialist Member#: 6542 Join Date: May 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Vehicle: 1997 Ver IV silver	i don't trust chicks with dudes' names.

01-14-2005, 09:23 AM	#8
beachbum Scooby Specialist Member#: 457 Join Date: Oct 1999 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Vehicle: ---- Smells like weed and rampage	How does she manage to get 3 or 4 guys every week that never learn? Shame on them!

01-14-2005, 09:27 AM	#9
RaceCarRiot Scooby Specialist Member#: 6542 Join Date: May 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Vehicle: 1997 Ver IV silver	seriously, are these just random OMGHI2U! dudes that haven't scoped the field before play, or does she already have them in tow?

01-14-2005, 09:28 AM	#10
Layman Scooby Specialist Member#: 3717 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Army of the Potomac Vehicle: 2011 Swagger Wagon bikes with pedals	Those guys are morons.

01-14-2005, 09:30 AM	#11
Sephro Scooby Specialist Member#: 22319 Join Date: Aug 2002 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Hudson MA Vehicle: 05 LGT LDT	I think I just found their webpage! http://toadstool.se/journal/2003/01/

01-14-2005, 10:03 AM	#13
Asinine Sufficient for Sharky Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I beat up big rocks Vehicle: with paddles.	That's not a "game" or a "ploy." It's not creative or sneaky. It's just bitchy. Any guy who falls for that once got played--but live and learn. Any guy who falls for that twice is just plain STOOPID.

01-14-2005, 10:59 AM	#14
Jessie James Scooby Specialist Member#: 2072 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Out of my mind	These guys are always different, so I have no idea where she finds them. I do not think she is that attractive, and she has PROVEN herself to be a bitch. We were talking with her one night, after she called us over, and then after about 1 minute she was all like "Well, it was nice talking to you." and turned around and ignored us. I should have kicked her in the ass. She always waves and tries to say hi to us, now we ignore her.

01-14-2005, 11:28 AM	#16
AzSandSlinger Scooby Specialist Member#: 32684 Join Date: Feb 2003 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Maricopa, AZ Vehicle: 2015 STi Ice Silver	oh well. Karma's a bitch and ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass... -Shane

01-14-2005, 12:03 PM	#20
Jessie James Scooby Specialist Member#: 2072 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Out of my mind	I am waiting for the karma thing to happen to her, she's not a nice person. Maybe she's not a nice person because of karma already nailing her. I have not seen her keep a boyfriend for long...

01-14-2005, 01:23 PM	#22
Jebadia Scooby Newbie Member#: 23632 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: St. Louis	If/when you see her sneaking out, you need to slip the dudes her address. -J

01-14-2005, 01:39 PM	#23
Jessie James Scooby Specialist Member#: 2072 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Out of my mind	Problem is she moved, hence why she is now my ex-neighbor... Thank god.

01-14-2005, 01:50 PM	#24
MattSEG Scooby Specialist Member#: 4603 Join Date: Mar 2001 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: albuquerque Vehicle: 2004 Lexyota LC470 black as my heart	that's funny...all parties are at fault. If you're dumb enough to fall for it, or mean enough to do it.