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Old 01-31-2010, 07:00 PM   #1
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Lightbulb Today at 5:45pm, my 18 month old son, Owen somehow managed to...

...open the refrigerator door. He then proceeded to locate one of only two bottles of Longhammer IPA, which he pulled out, walked over to me, and handed it to me, "Da-da!"

It was hard to hold back the tears of joy.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:01 PM   #2
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You should father more kids and sell them.



oh and maybe check out some rehab facilities if you drink that much around your child
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:01 PM   #3
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best kid ever.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:01 PM   #4
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The first step is admitting you have a problem.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:02 PM   #5
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Any son of mine would give me a condescending, judgmental look if I had something "brewed" by Redhook in my fridge.

Just sayin'.

Oh, and it would've been a helluva lot more spot on if this happened at 5PM on the dot.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:02 PM   #6
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Genius!
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:03 PM   #7
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The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Here I sit, surrounded by no beer.


What's step two?
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:06 PM   #8
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Any son of mine would give me a condescending, judgmental look if I had something "brewed" by Redhook in my fridge.

Just sayin'.

Oh, and it would've been a helluva lot more spot on if this happened at 5PM on the dot.

Redhook? Don't you mean Inbev?
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:08 PM   #9
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Here I sit, surrounded by no beer.


What's step two?
Acquire an Asi9 child
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:08 PM   #10
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...open the refrigerator door. He then proceeded to locate one of only two bottles of Longhammer IPA, which he pulled out, walked over to me, and handed it to me, "Da-da!"

It was hard to hold back the tears of joy.
*wipes tear
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:11 PM   #11
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Redhook? Don't you mean Inbev?
You scared me, so I looked it up.

InBev only holds a minority stake, thank God. Both Redhook and Widmer both put out decent stuff in the cheapy-drinkable category. I especially like Widmer Drifter.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:11 PM   #12
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oh and maybe check out some rehab facilities if you drink that much around your child
Here's the kicker: I could count the number of beers I've consumed in front of him on one hand. I practically never have one in front of him (not that he would even notice at that age). He's just that f***in' smart! It's amazing!
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:11 PM   #13
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Don't you forget to tell him this story on his 21st birthday.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:12 PM   #14
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Brilliant!
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:12 PM   #15
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:22 PM   #16
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I bet he's a hit at the parties.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:24 PM   #17
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That's awesome! You need to have him start working on his arms. You can have him open that for you too!
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:37 PM   #18
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He can do the teething stage while opening up the beers with his mouth.

I am sorta wondering if this kid is on his way to becoming like Barney from The Simpsons.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:43 PM   #19
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My son (just turned 18 months yesterday) always wants to try everything we're eating or drinking. With most alcohol, I've let him sniff or taste a bit. He'll make the yuck face and then lose interest. This plan was working brilliantly until I let him try some beer. He sipped it, made a little yuck face, and then all of a sudden his face lit up and he said, and I quote: "nommmmm!". I said "uh-oh", and knew I was in trouble. Now I can't drink beer in front of him, or he'll always want to share.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:45 PM   #20
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Here's the kicker: I could count the number of beers I've consumed in front of him on one hand. I practically never have one in front of him (not that he would even notice at that age). He's just that f***in' smart! It's amazing!

See the kid knows right where to go! Sell him...see how much people are willing to pay
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:57 PM   #21
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My 11 month old sons name is Owen as well. I hope he does something equally as awsome!
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:02 PM   #22
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this thread is full of win.
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:22 PM   #23
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best kid ever.
Perhaps we should have a poll.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...50&postcount=6

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Some guy cut across 3 lanes of traffic as I was pulling up to a red light a while back. Cut me off pretty closely in the process.

I'm not much of a road rager. My middle finger has seen adequate use, but I don't go much beyond that.

So as we pull up to the light, this guy is now next to me on my right.

My 4 1/2 year old daughter rolls down the window and yells at the guy

"Stay in your own lane. Stupid dickbag!"

me on the outside
Me on the inside:

That is most definitely not one of my phrases, and my wife's language would make the pope sound like a sailor, so it didn't come from there.


Upon questioning, she claims to have come up with it all on her own. Kind of a spur of the moment inspiration I suppose.

I was impressed with her creativity



That said, I expect nothing but greatness from A9's spawn.

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It seems that with the discovery of his tit flea's initiative and courier capabilities, the problem has been resolved.
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:55 PM   #24
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Pure win. My daughter makes fun of my beverages. One night she asked what I had (scotch neat) and I told her to smell it...she leaned over the glass and then screamed "my eyes!"
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:58 PM   #25
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What is even funnier is that Owen knows how to pour transmission fluid into your starter motor too.
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