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Old 02-10-2004, 02:47 AM   #1
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Smile The End: Official NASIOC Project 'Build-A-Ho' Poll Results

The End: Official NASIOC Project 'Build-A-Ho' Poll Results

Well you guys stuck it out and answered all six of my polls.
I'd had a bonus poll in mind but I just ran out of time and viable/relevant pics to post. But as tough as that was I'd had no dang idea how tough it would be to find a pic of NASIOC's idea of the 'Perfect Woman'.

As per the results of the polls NASIOC voted for:
* C Cup breasts


* A personality like 'Mary Ann'


* Body & frame like 'Lara Johnson'


* You like your women with a round booty


* We preferred our women with long & red hair


* And most often we wanted our women to have a regular shaped mouth & lips.


I cannot tell you how hard it is to find all of these qualities in a single person. I'd find one thing but not another. There might be red hair but on too big a frame/body or with Cameron Diaz style lips. It was actually hard as hell. And I can find no movie star that meets the criterion either. Does this woman even exist?

Well below are close and reasonable facsimiles of what you guys & girls had in mind.










A few notable names that match our requirements include:
Jane Monheit
Kate Winslett
Janet Barnett
Kate Dillon

So based on results it seems FunkerVogt is right when he says bigger is better. Feel free to post any pics or folks you may know of who fit the criteria as selected by the folks of NASIOC.

Thank you for your participation and support of my project.
Its been fun and intersting the results of which I did not predict.

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Old 02-10-2004, 02:49 AM   #2
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eww, fat chicks
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Old 02-10-2004, 02:52 AM   #3
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This has got to be some sort of joke. I'd never touch any of those wimmenz with a 10 foot pole.
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Old 02-10-2004, 02:54 AM   #4
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Oh yeah, can you post pics of all of the wimmenz you added together to come to the fat chick conclusion? maybe they all got eaten, and the above pics were an end product.
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Old 02-10-2004, 02:54 AM   #5
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Yeah, we did a really bad job people. I think women must be right. Us men don't know what we want! Or is it the other way around?
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Old 02-10-2004, 02:57 AM   #6
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This one is what excites me... im going to go with french 1700s.
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Old 02-10-2004, 02:58 AM   #7
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I knew this was going to happen, the feed back that is.
See my poll went in bits & pieces allowing you to build a chick by committee. The results were and are there for all to see. I didn't make them up and I did not jerk with the polls.

NASIOC voted these chicks in style over Brooke Shields, Courtney Thorne and basicially every type of chick you guys are constantly stating to be "Hott". Alizze never was introduced in any thread as a notable note.

C cup breasts on a medium/big girl frame + long red hair + rounded booty = What you got!

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:00 AM   #8
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Originally posted by brucelee
What I want:

semi-lean, with a nice full ass, D cup breasts, blue eyes with black hair... is it too much to ask!?

:-D
That maybe waht _you_ want, but the group as a whole voted _very_ differently.

Go back and check the poll results yourself.
I was just as surprised as you are.

The Lara Johnson win over Shields, Reece & Smith was especially startling!

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:01 AM   #9
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Oh yeah, can you post pics of all of the wimmenz you added together to come to the fat chick conclusion? maybe they all got eaten, and the above pics were an end product.
I'll do just that.
Give me a sec...

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:10 AM   #10
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the ones you picked before you edited were all fat chicks.


im sure OT was looking for more like THIS:

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I hate her...
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Old 02-10-2004, 03:12 AM   #12
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lol, ....
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Old 02-10-2004, 03:14 AM   #13
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the ones you picked before you edited were all fat chicks.


im sure OT was looking for more like THIS:

I have the same chicks in place.
I'd only added the individual 'winners' of each poll.

As fro Drew Barrymore thats a nice choice, only thing though is she doesn't match the criteria.

She's a small frame and short.
I agree she's a red head with a round mouth (nd cute at that), but she's not possesing all of the criteria.

Feel free to try again though.
If someone can get me a good pic I'll substitute it for one of those I have currently.

BTW, the prototypical body is that of Kate Winslett post Titanic but I could not find one that showed her full frontal and clothed. The full frontals at her current weight were either nude or she was wearing heavy clothing. The others were only breast and head shots.

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:14 AM   #14
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Can I just have Claire Forlani, hold the mayo? Thanks.
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Old 02-10-2004, 03:16 AM   #15
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The Lara Johnson win over Shields, Reece & Smith was especially startling!

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I theink the GPSW rigged the vote! I call for a recount! I have a detached chad!
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actually, I think Funker rigged that particular vote.
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maybe the venus de milo?

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:18 AM   #18
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Can I just have Claire Forlani, hold the mayo? Thanks.
Yep.

Kepp in mind the results may not match what you voted for individually. The masses voted as a whole and what they got is what they want.

It's like the presidential elections.
I voted for Gore and instead I got...



I'm as surprised as you guys.

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:20 AM   #19
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i think it's instict that guys want a full bodied woman, but prefer to 'look' at something else....

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I theink the GPSW rigged the vote! I call for a recount! I have a detached chad!
She was up by _four_ votes when I ran the official tally just prior to posting the results.

I was AMAZED.
Very close but no cigar for Courtney Thorne Smith.
Although she is the exact opposite of Lara Johnson.

Size 4 & Rangy girl vs. Size 12 & Big girl

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:23 AM   #21
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i think it's instict that guys want a full bodied woman, but prefer to 'look' at something else....

just my take
The results support your theory.
Our genetics do not jive with our media and spoken word preferances. For example go re-read the boobie thread and look at how many people stated in posts that they prefer "b/c" cup breasts. Its very telling in this age of plastic bewbie upgrades and double D's on strippers, stars and TV.

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Old 02-10-2004, 03:25 AM   #22
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I voted for Gore and instead I got...



I'm as surprised as you guys.

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Wow.. Gore.. Really? I hope it was only because you hated him slightly less than you hated Bush.
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Wow.. Gore.. Really? I hope it was only because you hated him slightly less than you hated Bush.
I won't go into the details but lets just say that when voting I tend to go with the person who to me makes the most sense and best matches my own ideals (though not necessarily representing them) and appears to be telling the least amount of lies. In this case that was Gore and Bush did/does not appeal to me directly. But I'm not crying over spilled milk.

My point was that although I like others who participated in the poll voted individually for one person/ideal, the masses did not feel the same. The results are what they are as per what the people wanted. Now for those folks who did not vote well they can't complain.

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I don't "hate" either although when I waych or listen to Bush my stomach does go sour and my brow reflexsively furrows.
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I won't go into the details but lets just say that when voting I tend to go with the person who to me makes the most sense and best matches my own ideals (though not necessarily representing them) and appears to be telling the least amount of lies. In this case that was Gore and Bush did/does not appeal to me directly. But I'm not crying over spilled milk.

My point was that although I like others who participated in the poll voted individually for one person/ideal, the masses did not feel the same. The results are what they are as per what the people wanted. Now for those folks who did not vote well they can't complain.

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I don't "hate" either although when I waych or listen to Bush my stomach does go sour and my brow reflexsively furrows.
I got ya. Just had to throw a little hijack humor into the works. Carry on!
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Janq, can you perhaps put together a set of pictures of runners-up? I'm guessing that like a bell curve the hot chicks will be located centrally among the votes. Also when i voted i saw many where the top two were within 3 votes or less from each other. Ugly on one side, and hot on another.


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