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Old 01-28-2010, 11:14 PM   #1976
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Dear Black WRX w/ green LED/HIDs in Uno's parking lot tonight-

You're never driving my car. And maybe a darker tint would make those pesky obstacles go away.

<-- stock horns FTL
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:16 AM   #1977
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Dear White Expedition,

Get the **** out of the fast lane when doing 50 mph in a 65

Thank you,

Angry WRX behind you.
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:22 AM   #1978
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Dear Black WRX w/ green LED/HIDs in Uno's parking lot tonight-

Im glad you are going to the winter driving course tomorrow, but please dont drive near my car :P Your follys tonight must be from the newfound increase in raw torque.
And nobody blame the tint, you didnt see me hit anything did you!

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Old 01-29-2010, 08:47 AM   #1979
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^^dear same WRX

slide into curbs much?

Dear Pedestrian on Mass Ave,

When i get through a yellow light in the city, i understand you preemptively would like to cross the street anticipating the "now is a good time to walk" sign lighting up. But you need to understand that i am still driving through the intersection. everyone waited on the sidewalk for me to roll by, but you sir, ran into the street in front of my car. then you proceeded to slow down. i was infuriated at the time, and didn't know what to do. then i remembered i happen to have a pair of hella supertones, and you were standing maybe 4 feet in front of them, at most. well yeah, my hand layed on the horn, and yeah you jumped back like the little ****ing girl you are. then you proceed to point at the "i can walk now" sign that had just lit up. one thing you should learn when you grow up (maybe at the age of 4 ) is to look both ****ing ways before crossing the street.

ibnexttimeillhityou.

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Old 02-14-2010, 09:45 PM   #1980
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:32 AM   #1981
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worst cars ever, created for people like this!
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:57 AM   #1982
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dear sedan driver,

it just snowed 6-8 inches, and you drive a sedan, not a semi. clear off your ****ing roof because it will take a whopping three extra minutes. i'd rather not have your vehicle creating a secondary blizzard whilst im driving on the highway, causing me to not have visibility past 4 meters. you suck.

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Old 02-19-2010, 01:03 PM   #1983
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dear sedan driver,

it just snowed 6-8 inches, and you drive a sedan, not a semi. clear off your ****ing roof because it will take a whopping three extra minutes. i'd rather not have your vehicle creating a secondary blizzard whilst im driving on the highway, causing me to not have visibility past 4 meters. you suck.

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I HATE people that are too damn lazy to clear off their cars! I can understand during a storm to have a little bit of snow on the car, but a day and a half later when I see some donkey in a Camry rolling down the street with only their windshield clear, it just drives me nuts.

Also..... (this all happened within 5 minutes on my morning commute today )

Dear old lady driving the Lexus RX,

When merging from Rt. 24 onto 95S, please don't blindly careen to the left. You came within millimeters of the car in front of me, causing both him and I to stand on the brakes in order to not die. Next time you try this, please continue off the road and do a barrell roll.

Dear idiot driving the Tundra,

When you are committed to getting off at an exit, don't change your mind halfway off the highway and snap back on. By the time you decide to do things like that, others could be occupying the space where you once were (aka ME). I hope your frame cracks in half.

Dear confused person in the Audi A4,

When you are on a two lane road, and you want to take a left turn, try doing it from the left lane next time instead of clogging the intersection by trying to turn left from the right lane. Please do not drive a car until you go back to driver's ed. This is simple!!!

Dear NESIC,

You are better off staying home today if possible. It is crazy out there!

Sincerely,

Concerned friend in the WRX
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Old 02-19-2010, 02:52 PM   #1984
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Dear Mr. 3 Series

Please kindly remind yourself that simply installing a "m3" on your rear does not add horse power.
Also racing up hill on Rt.9 in Newton with 4 passenger will make you look slightly uneducated. Please refer to my rear pink decal:" no fat chicks. Car will scrape".
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:38 PM   #1985
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sincerely,

a good jersey driver (ftw) in mass
Dear a good jersey driver,

See, I think NJ drivers and MA drivers have a lot in common (rotaries/circles, crazy drivers). People always give me garbage for growing up in NJ. I can't think of a better place to learn how to drive. 1st driving lesson was merging onto 295 and the NJ Turnpike at rush hour traffic, then hitting the 206/70 circle .

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South Jersey should be a separate state, North Jersey is trash
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:25 PM   #1986
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Dear 7 out of 10 Drivers on Rt. 30 in SJ, (Or any multi-lane road in New Jersey for that matter...)

The left lane...stay out of it if you are doing the speed limit. And, if you insist on staying in it even when faster moving catches up, don't get pissed and flash your lights when I pass you in the right lane.

You suck and you are dangerous.

Sincerely,
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Old 02-20-2010, 11:38 AM   #1987
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Dear Accord,

I find it annoying that you kept following me home last night from Monster Trucks, jumping back and forth from lanes. Then proceeded to try and race me at the lights on Rt 117. Funny that you even tried. Sorry, but you got passed by a girl with flying colors. You suck again and need to learn how to drive!

Sincerely,

Annoyed subiegirl who's dust you ate
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Old 02-20-2010, 11:47 AM   #1988
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Dear Accord,

I find it annoying that you kept following me home last night from Monster Trucks, jumping back and forth from lanes. Then proceeded to try and race me at the lights on Rt 117. Funny that you even tried. Sorry, but you got passed by a girl with flying colors. You suck again and need to learn how to drive!

Sincerely,

Annoyed subiegirl who's dust you ate
Not that I am condoning street racing()....but honda drivers seem to have an affinity for harassing Subaru's..apparently because they don't know any better..thank you for educating one.....I could fill a classroom with the number of Honda's I have had to "school"
(not that I am condoning street racing of course)
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:15 AM   #1989
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To all the maniacs driving back from foxwoods on rte 93-95 saturday night/sunday morning averaging 95-100MPH...WTF!! Daytona 500 was last week! Just because you put 500 watt headlights on your impala or toyota or ford does not mean you can drive up behind STI's and then whip around them like we are racing...because we were NOT....and to the BMW X5' that "caught up" to me after getting on 95 to dedham......

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Old 02-22-2010, 02:29 PM   #1990
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Dear Mazda-5 Owner,

I admire your enthusiasm when it comes to driving on 495; however keep in mind that you're just a glorified Honda FIT, as in, I have almost double your horsepower (well maybe not double, I hear those blue headlights add 75 HP). Next time, please refrain from being an idiot and passing people like crazy to try and impress me. I apologize for not "racing" you, I didn't want your ego to get 3rd degree burns.

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Old 02-22-2010, 04:12 PM   #1991
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Dear ME......

stop popping your damn SOHC focus' exhaust cause it sounds cool, at every WRX with an exhaust..... They're not impressed, they don't care, and you're not gonna race anyway because you frown highly upon street racing...

p.s. your car is NOT a subie yet..... and is slow as ****.

Sincerely, my better half.


Next one!

Dear pecker head 16 year old Mazda3 driver we encountered during our focus meet..... make sure you check your facts before shouting "**** ford Focuses" next time. (Mazda3 has the SAME 2.3 engine, and is based on the volvo platform, which is essentially the same as the focus)

sincerely, UT focus crew
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:14 PM   #1992
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Dear ME......

stop popping your damn SOHC focus' exhaust cause it sounds cool, at every WRX with an exhaust..... They're not impressed, they don't care, and you're not gonna race anyway because you frown highly upon street racing...

p.s. your car is NOT a subie yet..... and is slow as ****.

Sincerely, my better half.


Next one!

Dear pecker head 16 year old Mazda3 driver we encountered during our focus meet..... make sure you check your facts before shouting "**** ford Focuses" next time. (Mazda3 has the SAME 2.3 engine, and is based on the volvo platform, which is essentially the same as the focus)
is the proper term, Focii?
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:17 PM   #1993
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oh, and wrong forum
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:19 PM   #1994
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I KNOW LOL....... yeah term is Foci though

two reasons I'm here: I absolutely LOVE Subarus.... and my car is getting a Subaru swap. :B
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:19 PM   #1995
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oh, and wrong forum
i'm OT driven at this point... damn it:

Anecdote:

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I think you realized this morning that you normally drive like an idiot. the new and improved 22.2 MPG this morning was no anomaly, you made a conscious decision to stop driving a "spirited" 17.4 MPG/average. Congratu****inglations retard.

From,

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Old 02-22-2010, 04:22 PM   #1996
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Well if that works..... it's like those "Dear me" tobacco commercials
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:24 PM   #1997
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is the proper term, Focii?
Yeah Foci (or Focii?), that's what my focus driving friends refer to their group of cars lovingly as.

The best part is, none of them act like it's a race car. They know it's not, they just think they look nice. A breath of fresh air when people aren't morons.

*The exception is the rebuilt supercharged STI killing one that one of the kids has. And with the wrench hours he put into making it an STI killer the kid deserves to act like his car is a race car.*

Man I love this thread though.
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:32 PM   #1998
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^^ OT quick fact about my "Foci"

it's a 2.0L SOHC with a 2.25" exhaust.... it's supposed to have 110 flywheel hp factory. My top speed DOWNHILL is 89mph. To think my car was fast, it would be sad. Though a guy that specializes in foci has built one up to 700hp I think. that was the DOHC one though.

OK back on topic lol
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:34 PM   #1999
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^^ OT quick fact about my "Foci"

it's a 2.0L SOHC with a 2.25" exhaust.... it's supposed to have 110 flywheel hp factory. My top speed DOWNHILL is 89mph. To think my car was fast, it would be sad. Though a guy that specializes in it has built one up to 700hp I think.

OK back on topic lol
OT: Foci is the plural of Focus.
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OT: Foci is the plural of Focus.
yes I'm brining this back LOL. I put quotes around it cause that's my car's name right now. Real original.
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