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10-05-2013, 02:30 PM | #8676 | |
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Member#: 354995
Join Date: Apr 2013
Chapter/Region:
E. Canada
Location: PE
Vehicle:2001 Brighton Wagon Sadona Sunset |
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Other wise it's Kinda like if I said to some guy wearing his hat back wards with white sunglasses. "Cool way to wear your hat ***" while I'm wear pants half off my ass with my hat side ways and a big ass winter coat in September.
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10-05-2013, 11:56 PM | #8677 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 352025
Join Date: Mar 2013
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Indiana
Vehicle:2014 XV Crosstrek SWP |
My dad and I decided to go get frozen yogurt and he gets in my car and immediately, being a Mercedes-Benz guy (97 E420 with 35k), starts making comments about Subaru quality.
Dad: "Is this thing safe?" Me: "The jaws of life can't even cut through the A-Pillar." Dad: "Why isn't the AC on? Oh, you don't have separate settings for the passenger? It smells like a jockstrap in here." Then we get home, and he sees that the garage door is shut. During our previous argument/conversation while leaving, I had put the garage door down; he didn't notice. Dad: "Oh great, now we can't get in. Where's your garage door opener?" Now I don't live with my dad, so he was seriously concerned. Then I hit the button on my Subaru Homelink and the door went up as it should. Me: "Does your Mercedes have that?" Dad: "It doesn't work." LOLOLOLOLOLOL MADE MY SATURDAY NIGHT another one... I was in my calculus class and my teacher made a comment about the fog to me and the guy I sit next to I said sarcastically "Well I drive a Subaru, so it was NBD." My friend says "Really?" "Yeah, Impreza bro" (Ok, OBS) "What's the insurance on that?" (knowing my parents pay it) "It's not a WRX, so not bad actually." "Okay, well the Accord I'm getting has a VTEC" I SMH AND CONTINUED DIFFERENTIATING FUNCTIONS Last edited by drewhumphrey; 10-06-2013 at 12:11 AM. |
10-06-2013, 01:43 AM | #8678 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 235777
Join Date: Jan 2010
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Wilmington, DE
Vehicle:2000 RS BuRP 2007 2.5i CGM |
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10-07-2013, 01:05 AM | #8679 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 323059
Join Date: Jun 2012
Chapter/Region:
NWIC
Location: Tacoma, WA
Vehicle:2004 WRX Wagon WR Blue |
Neighbor Kid: Nice car sir!
Me: Thanks. Kid: When me and my friends are choosing cars, I always pick yours. |
10-07-2013, 07:20 AM | #8680 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 352025
Join Date: Mar 2013
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Indiana
Vehicle:2014 XV Crosstrek SWP |
I walked up to my bro and his gf and I told him I ordered an STI hoodie...
He gives the generic "cool man" and his girlfriend looks at us like "wtf?" Me: "What?" Her: "STI...sexually transmitted...infection..." *awkward silence* |
10-07-2013, 08:00 AM | #8681 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 335445
Join Date: Oct 2012
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Ashland, VA
Vehicle:2012 WRX - BLK STIG Stg. 2 - 287whp/317wtq. |
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10-07-2013, 09:40 AM | #8682 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 49362
Join Date: Nov 2003
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Blackwood, South Jersey
Vehicle:2013 DGM STI Cobb Stg 2 |
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10-07-2013, 08:05 PM | #8683 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 343006
Join Date: Jan 2013
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: CT
Vehicle:2004 WRX Silver |
stupidest comment i had was at walmart....
Cart Guy: hey man sweet car, its a neon right? Me: (in stunned disbelief) uhhhh.... No Subaru WRX... Cart Guy: Oh that cool, i like neons, imports are my favorate. Me: face plams and walks away |
10-07-2013, 10:56 PM | #8684 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 354995
Join Date: Apr 2013
Chapter/Region:
E. Canada
Location: PE
Vehicle:2001 Brighton Wagon Sadona Sunset |
If he was a greeter than I could understand his comments. Although since he is a cart boy and made that comment he should be revoked from doing any job that involves wheels. including hanging tire special posters.
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10-12-2013, 12:13 AM | #8685 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 358679
Join Date: Jun 2013
Chapter/Region:
SWIC
Location: Chandler, AZ
Vehicle:2004 WRX STI World Rally Blue |
Talking to the lady who cuts my hair about my car today
Me: Yeah, it is a Subaru STI. Her: Oh thats cool! My boyfriend loves subarus. Me: What does he drive? Her: He has a Honda VTEC STI Me: Oh thats cool I assume she meant a civic SI, but still lol Last edited by ZTSTI; 10-12-2013 at 12:31 AM. |
10-12-2013, 02:28 PM | #8686 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 328769
Join Date: Aug 2012
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Maine
Vehicle:2005 WRB WRX 2007 UGM 2.5i |
Reminds me of when I was searching for my wrx I now have. My dad has always been big into German cars and was constantly pushing me to get a VW or Audi. I had a VW previously and the thing had something wrong with it ALL the time. He couldn't believe me when I said I wanted a Subaru. I got my dream car, a wrx, and could not he happier. I don't know what I would be driving if I didn't have this car.
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10-12-2013, 02:47 PM | #8687 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 344681
Join Date: Jan 2013
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Staten Island
Vehicle:2013 STi Hatch ISM |
friends neighbor- " THATS A HIGH PERFORMANCE SUBARU!"
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10-16-2013, 07:06 PM | #8688 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 371133
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Coworker : It came with a turbo? I thought Subaru only made family cars?
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10-16-2013, 10:39 PM | #8689 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 356236
Join Date: May 2013
Chapter/Region:
TXIC
Location: Kingwood, TX
Vehicle:2013 WRX Tangerine Orange |
I park in a parking garage for my class on Monday nights. This green Honda Element parks next to me every time. I'm leaving class and he is standing by his car about to get in.
Him: this is your car right? Me: Yes it is. Him: I park next to you just so I can look at it. Me: I laugh Him: It's awesome. Me: Ha thanks. |
10-17-2013, 01:16 AM | #8690 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 118902
Join Date: Jun 2006
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Vehicle:08 WRX Premium Sdn White |
Redneck dude out in backwoods of PA at gas station.
Him: "dis one of dem skyons?" Me: "yes" |
10-17-2013, 01:21 AM | #8691 | |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 347343
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: SoCal
Vehicle:2004 Outback H6 2008 Acura TL |
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I can't say that I'm determined to get an STI before I finish college while keeping a straight face hahaha. Although saying I want to swap an STI tranny into my Outback doesn't sound much better... LAWL |
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10-17-2013, 01:21 AM | #8692 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 253560
Join Date: Jul 2010
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Redneck Riviera, SC
Vehicle:'83 Subaru GL Wagon |
"Because Race Wagon"
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10-29-2013, 05:50 PM | #8693 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 358129
Join Date: Jun 2013
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Gaithersburg, MD
Vehicle:2007 WRX STi black |
Some guy at the gas station says "nice car" as he walks by. I say thanks. He then walks back trying to sell me a cleaning product and sprays this stuff on my dirty rims(i like em that way, looks kinda like gunmetal) and cleans off a spot. I'm thinking, "MFer, if youre gonna wipe my rim, do the whole damn thing, and all 4 while youre at it" instead of marking one little spot. He then proceeds to tell me this works on paint too, and while I'm about to say no thanks he sprays some on the side when I just washed/waxed the thing 2 days ago! To make matters worse, the uses the same damn rag he used on my dirty rims and starts wiping away on my paint! I wanted to be polite about it, but ended up tellin him to "get the *** off my car." I'd hate to be the "arrogant type" or whatnot, but this dude really pissed me off!
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10-29-2013, 07:00 PM | #8694 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 280696
Join Date: Apr 2011
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
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While filling up, I had a gentleman proclaim "Dat dere one of dem racin scoops!"
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10-29-2013, 07:29 PM | #8695 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 354995
Join Date: Apr 2013
Chapter/Region:
E. Canada
Location: PE
Vehicle:2001 Brighton Wagon Sadona Sunset |
F*ck that. He came up bull ****ted you with a complement to try and solicit you a ****ty product. Then presides to molest your car. I'd have a hard time re-framing form punching him. So congrats for keeping calmer than I would have.
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10-29-2013, 08:52 PM | #8696 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 310104
Join Date: Feb 2012
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Maine
Vehicle:2004 S60R Black Pearl/Nordkap |
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10-29-2013, 09:40 PM | #8697 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 358897
Join Date: Jun 2013
Chapter/Region:
SWIC
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Vehicle:19 WRX Premium World Rally Blue Pearl |
Picked my grandma up at the airport last week and was driving her to my moms house. I kicked it a little getting on the freeway. Now she refers to my car as the space shuttle.
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10-30-2013, 11:52 AM | #8698 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 321311
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Edmonton, AB
Vehicle:2012 STi 5-door World Rally Blue |
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Three of my four Volvos had turbos, and all of them except the S60R were marketed as family cars. Why can't a family car have a turbo, exactly? (My '87 740 Turbo could out-accelerate a V6 Camaro from the same era, with a stock 0-60 mph time of about 8.0 seconds when the Camaro did a 9-10 second run... lol) |
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10-30-2013, 03:22 PM | #8699 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 344521
Join Date: Jan 2013
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: New Jersey
Vehicle:2013 STi DGM |
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10-30-2013, 08:50 PM | #8700 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 353680
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: south jersey
Vehicle:2010 2.5i impreza muddy white |
"that's a motha ****in warthog *****" - black man in the not super sketchy part of Camden with his buddies. I peed a little laughing then rolled away.
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