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Old 12-30-2004, 03:53 PM   #1
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PWN3D Open Letter From God, Re: Recent Tsunami

Dear Children,

My children, my flesh, my blood; this week you have seen my wrath on the shores of your lands and at the doorstep of your homes. I have brought the depths of the seas upon you so that you may know my presence. Know, my flock, that there is reason in my anger--justice in my judgement.

So I say unto you, my lambs... suck it. Suck it hard. I've been telling you people for AGES to stop screwing around. But you just don't listen. I gave you fair warning with the hurricanes in the Atlantic. But noooo you had to go on with the killing, the car bombings, the assassinations, the air strikes.

How many dark-skinned people do I have to kill before you people start paying attention? Ask any Haitian or Dominican if I'm screwing around. The answer, bitches, is no..

I swear, if you peckerheads in Dar Al Islam and the rest of Africa don't stop with the ethnic cleansing bull****, I am going to visit a ****storm on you people like you would not believe. I swear to Me I'll start dropping frogs and goat heads and car batteries out of the sky on you people. Apparently I was too merciful with the ebola and the malaria (I can't take credit for AIDS, that was Hitler).

Look, this is your FINAL warning. You have 2005 to straighten up or I'm going to start ripping continents right off the face of the earth starting with... either Asia or Africa--I haven't decided yet. Yes North America, you will get yours.

Sincerely,

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Old 12-30-2004, 03:54 PM   #2
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not funny.
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:54 PM   #3
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wow..

race hate much there god?
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:55 PM   #4
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**golf clap** i think?
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:56 PM   #5
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"race hate?" Apparently you haven't quite noticed that third world countries have inadequate warning for these tpes of events and therefore get the short end of the stick in this arena?
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:56 PM   #6
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god doesn't exist.

IBreligiousdebate,etc.
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:57 PM   #7
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to your whole thread. it's awfully insensitive.
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:58 PM   #8
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"I swear to Me"

Only funny part of that letter

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Old 12-30-2004, 03:58 PM   #9
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I laughed
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:58 PM   #10
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:58 PM   #11
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Guess I'm just gonna burn.. Thats funnier than hell
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:59 PM   #12
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to your whole thread. it's awfully insensitive.
You already said "not funny." Leave it at that.

Apparently you missed the Reuters article in which religious leaders (and those of faith) around the world are trying to figure out, not if, but why God did this to them in particular.
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:59 PM   #13
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to your whole thread. it's awfully insensitive.

OMG!!11 not teh insensitive on teh OT!!11!1!!
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:00 PM   #14
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OMG!!11 not teh insensitive on teh OT!!11!1!!
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:01 PM   #15
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You already said "not funny." Leave it at that.

Apparently you missed the Reuters article in which religious leaders (and those of faith) around the world are trying to figure out, not if, but why God did this to them in particular.

meh, they don't post on open forums where i can flame them for their fanaticism. you just got lucky.
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:01 PM   #16
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Guess I'm just gonna burn.. Thats funnier than hell
*snort*

Me too!
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:02 PM   #17
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I liked the car batteries line myself.
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:02 PM   #18
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Dear Children,

My children, my flesh, my blood; this week you have seen my wrath on the shores of your lands and at the doorstep of your homes. I have brought the depths of the seas upon you so that you may know my presence. Know, my flock, that there is reason in my anger--justice in my judgement.

So I say unto you, my lambs... suck it. Suck it hard. I've been telling you people for AGES to stop screwing around. But you just don't listen. I gave you fair warning with the hurricanes in the Atlantic. But noooo you had to go on with the killing, the car bombings, the assassinations, the air strikes.

How many dark-skinned people do I have to kill before you people start paying attention? Ask any Haitian or Dominican if I'm screwing around. The answer, bitches, is no..

I swear, if you peckerheads in Dar Al Islam and the rest of Africa don't stop with the ethnic cleansing bull****, I am going to visit a ****storm on you people like you would not believe. I swear to Me I'll start dropping frogs and goat heads and car batteries out of the sky on you people. Apparently I was too merciful with the ebola and the malaria (I can't take credit for AIDS, that was Hitler).

Look, this is your FINAL warning. You have 2005 to straighten up or I'm going to start ripping continents right off the face of the earth starting with... either Asia or Africa--I haven't decided yet. Yes North America, you will get yours.

Sincerely,

GOD
preach on brother, preach on!
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:03 PM   #19
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its obvisously not god...i think he wouldve use official god letterhead
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:04 PM   #20
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funny found
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:05 PM   #21
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Dear Asinine,
If you were funny you would post something like:

MEMO

Dear children:
Remember how my Son (who is the spitting image of his ol' Dad) said:

Blessed are the poor in spirit:
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they that mourn:
for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek:
for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness:
for they shall be filled.

Blessed are the merciful:
for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure in heart:
for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers:
for they shall be called the children of God.

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake:
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Well, that was before ol' God became a godzillionaire off of stock options from Halliburton and Bechtel received for being a "consultant", and with the reduced capital gains tax, I've reconsidered that thinking. If you haven't noticed, the poor are going to get screwed, that's the way it's been and that's the way it'll stay.

PS: Thanks for the White House for all those tax cuts. Us small business owners really needed them. (Cough) Thanks to the SEC for turning a blind eye on all the insider trades even after the big crash in 2002. And uh, Mr. Spitzer, don't get any big ideas, you saw what happened to Bill!
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:08 PM   #22
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I lauged ... but I see how teh religous types could be offened
then agian OT is offense :-)
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:09 PM   #23
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that was freaking funny.........seriously FUNNY AS HELL

take a step back and laugh at yourself, otherwise you will die an unhappy *******
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:11 PM   #24
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I don't know whether to laugh of be disgusted. However, the car batteries part kicked ass!!! Forget the frogs and goat heads, wanna do some damage? Drop Batteries!!!
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I hope another 100,000 dies. F them all. F them all to hell!
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