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Old 01-09-2010, 11:45 AM   #1
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Default Sex with any girl of your choice 5x, or your choice of any one car with insurance

The genie pops out but he's a condescending prick...so he gives you one wish...with a catch:

You can choose sex with any girl of your choice five times (you pick the time, location, duration, costumes, if your wife joins, etc.)

...or your choice of any one car w/ insurance included for life. You just have to maintain it and pay for gas. You cannot sell it for 8 years, and if you do you have to buy a car with the proceeds and have to keep the next car for 8 more years, etc.

(OH, and picking the car doesn't mean you get new womenz because of it...your life doesn't change except for your car. You aren't suddenly attracting supermodels that wanna ride)

What do you do hotshot? What do you do?
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:46 AM   #2
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life is too short to pass up a chance to get up in scarlet's guts.

insurance is only money.

ibpoale? will there be a poale?
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:47 AM   #3
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The girl. Kate Beckensale wouldn't sit right for a week.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:47 AM   #4
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get a chick magnet car...so then i can get a car and some chicks ftw!
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:47 AM   #5
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I'd ask the genie for a Subaru and then pull all the tail one could want.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:48 AM   #6
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I have a chance (although small) at getting nearly any car at some point in my life if I work at it. The sex with a girl of choice would be impossible for me.

I'll take the sex.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:48 AM   #7
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i already bang supermodels. Now need Reventon kthx
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:50 AM   #8
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I'll get a miata, paint it pink, become a mod, and proceed to mentally bang super models.

It's win-win.

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I'd pick the car, they are not WAPCE.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:53 AM   #9
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things i have: the ability to pay my car insurance
things i do not have: the ability to put scarlet johanson in the f***plex.


things that sound cool on your deathbed: i put scarlet johanson in the f***plex 5 times
things that do no sound cool on your deathbed: i once had a car and didn't pay insurance



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Old 01-09-2010, 11:53 AM   #10
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Car.

My wife is already more than I can handle.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:56 AM   #11
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things i have: the ability to pay my car insurance
things i do not have: the ability to put scarlet johanson in the f***plex.


things that sound cool on your deathbed: i put scarlet johanson in the f***plex 5 times
things that do no sound cool on your deathbed: i once had a car and didn't pay insurance



Well put.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:59 AM   #12
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things i have: the ability to pay my car insurance
things i do not have: the ability to put scarlet johanson in the f***plex.


things that sound cool on your deathbed: i put scarlet johanson in the f***plex 5 times
things that do no sound cool on your deathbed: i once had a car and didn't pay insurance



do you have the ability to get a veyron...ferrari...porsche gt3...do you know how much insurance is for those cars...do you have the ability to pay for that...get one of those cars and the poon store opens up for you
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:00 PM   #13
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Cars barely interest me.

Women do interest me.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:00 PM   #14
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things i have: the ability to pay my car insurance
things i do not have: the ability to put scarlet johanson in the f***plex.


things that sound cool on your deathbed: i put scarlet johanson in the f***plex 5 times
things that do no sound cool on your deathbed: i once had a car and didn't pay insurance



My thoughts exactly. You are wise.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:01 PM   #15
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do you have the ability to get a veyron...ferrari...porsche gt3...do you know how much insurance is for those cars...do you have the ability to pay for that...get one of those cars and the poon store opens up for you
i would have the ability to acquire said exotic(s) should my financial situation increase ten fold. and sure, you could possibly say the same about scarlet in that case but i'm banking on her not being a hooker .
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:03 PM   #16
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do you have the ability to get a veyron...ferrari...porsche gt3...do you know how much insurance is for those cars...do you have the ability to pay for that...get one of those cars and the poon store opens up for you
How many people have ferraris, gt3s, whatever, and have slept with scarlett johansen? Probably not very many. One of these things is vastly harder to get than the other.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:03 PM   #17
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For those of you picking the car and saying "Get teh sweet car, poontrain rolls in!"--

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(OH, and picking the car doesn't mean you get new womenz because of it...your life doesn't change except for your car. You aren't suddenly attracting supermodels that wanna ride)
/Dreamsmasher
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:06 PM   #18
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For those of you picking the car and saying "Get teh sweet car, poontrain rolls in!"--



/Dreamsmasher
Thank you for reading the entire post. You are a rare breed in OT and I award you both the car and the dream girl as a result.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:09 PM   #19
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How many people have ferraris, gt3s, whatever, and have slept with scarlett johansen? Probably not very many. One of these things is vastly harder to get than the other.
eggzachary.

i could sign up for some super-expensive high performance driving event on a track and get behind the wheel of a gt3, etc. big whoop.

you show me where to sign up for a high-performance-f***ing-the-donkey-christ-out-of-scarlet event and i'll switch my answer.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:11 PM   #20
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Id take the car. Im very happy with what I wake up to every morning.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:13 PM   #21
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Id take the car. Im very happy with what I wake up to every morning.
Just remember, the car will be 50% hers when she leaves...

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Old 01-09-2010, 12:19 PM   #22
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w/o thinking im leaning to the car.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:25 PM   #23
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Heck, the car would get me enough snatch.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:27 PM   #24
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:27 PM   #25
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I'd bang the chick.

Now I have to choose between Johannsen, Alba (Without alleged herpes), and ....... one other chick......

Am I to assume that along with the chick, the Genie would make my wife OK with me having sex with another woman???
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