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10-19-2012, 06:33 PM | #6726 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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TXIC
Location: Lufkin, TX
Vehicle:2005 Saab 92x Black |
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10-19-2012, 09:11 PM | #6727 |
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Member#: 253456
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Celina,Oh
Vehicle:2005 WRX STi/Baja tu black/gray,silver |
I was not amused or impressed.
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10-20-2012, 12:36 AM | #6728 |
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Member#: 296277
Join Date: Sep 2011
Vehicle:2002 Impreza WRX Silver |
A conversation between me and my girlfriend a few weeks ago
Me: I'm thinking about selling my WRX Gf: Why??? Me: Cause I can drive my celica around as a beater and save gas money, plus I can buy another bike! Gf: Please no! Me: Why not? You said you miss having a bike Gf: Because then I can't win anymore races! Me: But a bike would be a lot faster.... and what races?! Gf: But you don't let me drive that! No races! I don't race! Did I say race? Me: Thus the reason you will never drive the bike... |
10-20-2012, 01:58 AM | #6729 | |
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Member#: 219679
Join Date: Aug 2009
Chapter/Region:
TXIC
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Vehicle:2011 Impreza WRX WRB |
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He's right. Just get over 100 mph and see what a V-10/V-12 does to that 400 whp 4 cylinder turbo'd little thing. That is if you see 400 at the wheels... Off the line or in the dirt we kill though |
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10-20-2012, 06:51 PM | #6730 |
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Member#: 318142
Join Date: Apr 2012
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Georgia
Vehicle:2012 WRX SWP |
I was at a gas station some random guy in a lifted truck(average vehicle in georgia) asks,
Guy: "how much did it cost to put a wide body kit and that hood scoop on your car?" me: " about 25k" |
10-20-2012, 06:55 PM | #6731 | |
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Member#: 304662
Join Date: Dec 2011
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Vehicle:2001 Impreza L coupe Sedona red Pearl |
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Pa is the same way, haha. |
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10-20-2012, 07:58 PM | #6732 |
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Member#: 314408
Join Date: Mar 2012
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Upstate NY
Vehicle:2011 WRX Stage 2 SWP |
Today when I pulled in my driveway my dad asked if I saw our new neighbors fox body mustang. I said I had, turns out its got a 344 stroker with a supercharger. He told my dad I've got a nasty ride (2011 WRX) he said he raced one awhile back and only beat it by a little bit and that he would race me but only in a quarter mile. I thought it was hilarious he thinks my car is that built, even after my dad told him all I've got is a full exhaust and a tune.
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10-20-2012, 08:13 PM | #6733 |
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Member#: 255578
Join Date: Aug 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: plymouth
Vehicle:2005 outback xt white |
Friends gf
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10-20-2012, 10:40 PM | #6734 | |
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Member#: 318142
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Location: Georgia
Vehicle:2012 WRX SWP |
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10-20-2012, 10:50 PM | #6735 |
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Member#: 255776
Join Date: Aug 2010
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Laramie, WY
Vehicle:2010 LR WRX MPS powered. |
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10-21-2012, 01:15 AM | #6736 |
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Member#: 256953
Join Date: Sep 2010
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: New Cumberland, PA
Vehicle:2014 Built DGM BRZ 2016 Fiesta ST WP Tricoat |
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10-21-2012, 05:46 AM | #6737 |
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Member#: 315883
Join Date: Apr 2012
Chapter/Region:
E. Canada
Vehicle:2012 IMPREZA Silver |
A girl a the restaurant I was at said my 2012 "has a cute bum"
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10-21-2012, 05:53 AM | #6738 |
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Member#: 292699
Join Date: Aug 2011
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Columbia, MD
Vehicle:2011 WRX Sedan DGM Stg1+ SF |
This is kind of played out but still makes me chuckle every time.
At work looking at the members car gallery and a co-worker says "What are those extra headlight things?" Those would be horns.... |
10-21-2012, 06:19 AM | #6739 |
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Member#: 285376
Join Date: Jun 2011
Chapter/Region:
TXIC
Location: galveston texas
Vehicle:08 wrx matte black |
Beat a cobalt ss,in my 07 wrx tr. And at the light he yelled..."u only won cause u got a v6" rotflcopter!
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10-21-2012, 07:08 AM | #6740 |
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Member#: 31748
Join Date: Jan 2003
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Upstate NY
Vehicle:'19 WRX STI Series.Gray |
My buddy's mom: "Is that a KIA?"
Me: "Um, no." My buddy's mom: "Oh, it's blue like the KIA I had." So, apparently because my car is blue it's a KIA. She's referring to a KIA Rio she owned a couple years ago. |
10-21-2012, 08:26 AM | #6741 | |
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Member#: 327495
Join Date: Jul 2012
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Ozone Park, Queens, New York
Vehicle:2012 Impreza WRX 5DR Plasma Blue |
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Don't street race . |
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10-21-2012, 11:20 AM | #6742 | |
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Member#: 155696
Join Date: Aug 2007
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: New Jersey
Vehicle:2007 BLK STI Dom3XTR 415/405 Precision Tuning |
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10-21-2012, 02:29 PM | #6743 |
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This thread kinda makes me glad my Saabaru never even gets a glance from the ricer crowd.
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10-21-2012, 02:47 PM | #6744 |
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Member#: 255776
Join Date: Aug 2010
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MWSOC
Location: Laramie, WY
Vehicle:2010 LR WRX MPS powered. |
^^^Lucky sonofabitch...
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10-21-2012, 08:12 PM | #6745 | |
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Member#: 291857
Join Date: Aug 2011
Chapter/Region:
SWIC
Location: New Mexico
Vehicle:2009 Impreza 2.5i |
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10-22-2012, 01:04 AM | #6746 | |
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Member#: 285376
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Location: galveston texas
Vehicle:08 wrx matte black |
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10-22-2012, 01:30 AM | #6747 |
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Member#: 291947
Join Date: Aug 2011
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Chicago
Vehicle:2008 Impreza WRX WRB |
Today I parked at a haunted house thing with Friends. Asked the kid directing the cars if I can be off to the side or by a fence. He chuckled an and said "no, your not even low, my skittle is lower". So i park.. A) that's not why I wanted to move I'm not even lowered. B) what the **** is a skittle???
I get out Him: what you have done? Me: couple mods nothing crazy yet Him: I'll race you three "racks" tonight in my skittle Me: no. you keep saying skittle. Wtf is a skittle? Him: a srt-4 Me: ohhhhhhhhh you drive a neon. *walk away |
10-22-2012, 06:23 AM | #6748 |
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Member#: 264415
Join Date: Nov 2010
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Miami, FL
Vehicle:2011 impreza WRX DGM |
You're smart to say no, he would've made you taste the rainbow! That is if you would accept his challenge to race from an 80 roll 8) AWD ftw!
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10-22-2012, 08:49 AM | #6749 | |
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Member#: 255578
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NESIC
Location: plymouth
Vehicle:2005 outback xt white |
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10-22-2012, 04:30 PM | #6750 |
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Member#: 326667
Join Date: Jul 2012
Chapter/Region:
NWIC
Location: Washington
Vehicle:2006 Legacy Sedan Blue |
Had some guy at the gas station who asked me if I was driving one of those "aussie" cars. BTW this guy had the most southern accent I had ever heard up here in NW WA.
I drive a '97 Legacy wagon. Me: Aussie car? Him: Yeah, you know, from Australia? Me: (With as Australian an accent as I could muster) Oh yeah, the body panels are forged right in the fires of Mount Kilimanjaro! Him: *Gives me a weird look, and just walks away* I love having fun with dumb people :P |
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