Just got an email from my buddy Chuck Norris!

T-boner · 09-15-2008, 02:28 PM

A Personal Note from Chuck Norris

Dear Friend,
America is in a fight for her future—a fight we can't afford to lose.
Illegal immigrants are swarming over our borders. Our nation and American families are crippled by debt. We are still vulnerable to Islamist terrorist attacks. And our faith and traditional values are under constant assault from the liberal establishment.
That's why I wrote my new book, Black Belt Patriotism. It's my take on the dangers that are threatening this country and the solutions we need to reawaken the American Dream and strengthen this great nation.
In Black Belt Patriotism, I get back to basics in ten practical, down-to-earth chapters. I apply the wisdom of the Founding Fathers to today's problems and share my own personal thoughts on the importance of faith and freedom.

Look, I'm no politician, and I'm not a political expert. I'm a concerned citizen, just like you. And I see too many things in this country going in the wrong direction. But I believe in this great country of ours, and I remember a better America—an America of hard work, determination, faith, and respect for history and human life. I know we can get back on track. All we need is strong faith, dedication, and a renewed commitment to Black Belt Patriotism. Please click on one of the links below to order your copy today.
Sincerely,
Chuck Norris

Thanks, Chuck! I'm on my way to Barnes & Noble right now!

PS: Is there a video of this? I just love watching illegal aliens swarm.

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r0bman · 09-15-2008, 02:29 PM

Does it come preinstalled on the <insert personal home exercise thing Chuck is pushing this week>?

Rock_Strongo · 09-15-2008, 02:29 PM

*roundhouse kick* take that immigrants

Hypernoodle · 09-15-2008, 02:33 PM

Why can't we go back to the good old days where immigrants (just about all of my relatives) were swarming in over the borders by plane, boat, on foot, whatever?

logoguy · 09-15-2008, 02:34 PM

Is he Italian or Irish? I could never figure it out. I like when the fist comes out of his Fou man chou!

T-boner · 09-15-2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by logoguy

Is he Italian or Irish? I could never figure it out. I like when the fist comes out of his Fou man chou!

Both, I think, with back hair like his.

24 · 09-15-2008, 02:35 PM

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

r0bman · 09-15-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by logoguy

Is he Italian or Irish? I could never figure it out. I like when the fist comes out of his Fou man chou!

Irish / Cherokee.

Calamity Jesus · 09-15-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock_Strongo

*roundhouse kick* take that immigrants

*roundhouse kick* take that liberal establishment
*roundhouse kick* take that Islamists
*roundhouse kick* take that Brucelee

boxered · 09-15-2008, 02:37 PM

Yeah Chuck, our country is headed in the wrong direction and, oh boy, look who's been in charge the last eight years!

logoguy · 09-15-2008, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r0bman

Irish / Cherokee.

OMFG HE IS A NATIVE AMERICAN?? NO WONDER HE IS SO GOOD AT MARTIAL ART MADE FOR TV MOVIES!!

Jumpy · 09-15-2008, 02:38 PM

I don't think that I like Chuck any more.

T-boner · 09-15-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jumpy

I don't think that I like Chuck any more.

I'll tell him you are gonna kick his ass.

aerostar · 09-15-2008, 03:06 PM

PedoberaraeRAER!!!

-=C=- · 09-15-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris actually founded this nation. He's really 400+ years old and simply punches Father Time once a week to maintain his figure.

banman · 09-15-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck

I apply the wisdom of the Founding Fathers to today's problems and share my own personal thoughts on the importance of faith and freedom.

Ten bucks says that Chuck Norris has no goddamn clue about what the Founding Fathers actually stood for or believed in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck

Look, I'm no politician, and I'm not a political expert.

Considering you just used the word "liberal" as a slur, I agree, Chuck. I'm also impressed by your ability to work the word "faith" in four times in three paragraphs.

MrMcCrackin · 09-15-2008, 04:13 PM

waiting for witty book quotes..................................

24 · 09-15-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banman

Ten bucks says that Chuck Norris has no goddamn clue about what the Founding Fathers actually stood for or believed in.

It sure as hell wasn't free healthcare, affirmative action, and social welfare - I can guarantee that.

waktasz · 09-15-2008, 04:15 PM

How great would it be if he ran for president.

Calamity Jesus · 09-15-2008, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waktasz

How great would it be if he ran for president of California.

This. ...would be awesome!

banman · 09-15-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waktasz

How great would it be if he ran for president.

About as great as Palin running for president.

24 · 09-15-2008, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banman

About as great as Palin running for president.

About as great as Queen Elizabeth II running for president.

BacDoc · 09-15-2008, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waktasz

How great would it be if he ran for president.

I would vote for him before the clowns we have to choose from.

24 · 09-15-2008, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BacDoc

I would vote for him before the clowns we have to choose from.

I'd vote for you before any of these guys.

DubleUaReX · 09-15-2008, 04:53 PM

Walker Texas Ranger would NOT approve!

09-15-2008, 02:28 PM	#1
T-boner Scooby Specialist Member#: 57608 Join Date: Mar 2004 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Edmonds Vehicle: All your boost are belong to us! Mwahahahaaa	Just got an email from my buddy Chuck Norris! A Personal Note from Chuck Norris Dear Friend, America is in a fight for her future—a fight we can't afford to lose. Illegal immigrants are swarming over our borders. Our nation and American families are crippled by debt. We are still vulnerable to Islamist terrorist attacks. And our faith and traditional values are under constant assault from the liberal establishment. That's why I wrote my new book, Black Belt Patriotism. It's my take on the dangers that are threatening this country and the solutions we need to reawaken the American Dream and strengthen this great nation. In Black Belt Patriotism, I get back to basics in ten practical, down-to-earth chapters. I apply the wisdom of the Founding Fathers to today's problems and share my own personal thoughts on the importance of faith and freedom. Look, I'm no politician, and I'm not a political expert. I'm a concerned citizen, just like you. And I see too many things in this country going in the wrong direction. But I believe in this great country of ours, and I remember a better America—an America of hard work, determination, faith, and respect for history and human life. I know we can get back on track. All we need is strong faith, dedication, and a renewed commitment to Black Belt Patriotism. Please click on one of the links below to order your copy today. Sincerely, Chuck Norris Thanks, Chuck! I'm on my way to Barnes & Noble right now! PS: Is there a video of this? I just love watching illegal aliens swarm. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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