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Old 02-21-2014, 09:02 PM   #76
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Tell us more of your encyclopaedic sex knowledge, Captain Christianity.
What are you looking to be educated on? Oh (looks at screen name), is this just an attack on, as you put it "Christianity"? You never had a female squirter have you?

It's science. Does that help you? Bless your trolling heart.

Are you pre puberty or post puberty? Just curious. My bet is just a self admitted bigot.
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Old 02-21-2014, 09:09 PM   #77
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What are you looking to be educated on? Oh (looks at screen name), is this just an attack on, as you put it "Christianity"? You never had a female squirter have you?

It's science. Does that help you? Bless your trolling heart.

Are you pre puberty or post puberty? Just curious. My bet is just a self admitted bigot.
Just yankin' your chain, Commander Chemtrail.
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Old 02-21-2014, 09:21 PM   #78
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I work in Boulder. Maybe I need to "work" in Boulder.
Shall we take a field trip?
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:03 PM   #79
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I just txt my friend who is a Yogi in Denver. I asked if I could come crash on her couch because I want to take my life in a new direction. God I hope she says OK.
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:31 PM   #80
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Are freebleeders allowed to attend these OM sessions?
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Old 02-21-2014, 11:57 PM   #81
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Continue...

I'm willing to replace the thought currently in my head with the thought that the town is full of attractive women desperate for a rub.
It's a mix of Forester driving hairy leg granolas, hot CU students, and whatever else is left over. But not not many fatties, it's an active city in the leanest state in the U.S., healthy living is at it's core.
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Old 02-22-2014, 12:39 AM   #82
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Is this a "How-to" for Beta Males?
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Old 02-22-2014, 12:48 AM   #83
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Oddly, this is probably the best thing to happen for Boulder, since Mork & Mindy.
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Old 02-22-2014, 02:17 AM   #84
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You probably come across some stanky cooters there..
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Old 02-22-2014, 02:50 AM   #85
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Can we combine this thread with the "Do you guys know that feel when you're too socially inept to get laid?" thread?

Because I think if ever there was a match made in heaven, it's the beta males of the "Wanking Alone" thread and females of the "I am the walrus" OM clinic.
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Old 02-22-2014, 03:45 AM   #86
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How in the hell is this supposed to benefit me?
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Old 02-22-2014, 04:05 AM   #87
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How in the hell is this supposed to benefit me?
You are supposed to feel "one" with your partner...duh.
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Old 02-22-2014, 07:54 AM   #88
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Why would women, or at least good looking women need to pay to have their **** rubbed?

All I foresee is a bunch of rotund land-whales getting hand banged by disgusted employees.
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Old 02-22-2014, 07:56 AM   #89
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If only there were some way I could give a woman an orgasm without an instructor present...
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Old 02-22-2014, 08:43 AM   #90
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Sounds fun. Colorado? Smoke a little sour diesel with a bottle or 6 of fat tire and head to the clit-rub gym to get a lady off. Why not? Or else play xbox or go for a hike. Yeah, screw that I would go for a hike. Then go to a rub and tug and then play xbox.
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Old 02-22-2014, 09:28 AM   #91
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You are supposed to feel "one" with your partner...duh.
The only thing that I'd be feeling with those free bleeder full bush beavers is nauseous. Ok, also disgusted.
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Old 02-22-2014, 01:05 PM   #92
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"Do you guys know that feel when you're too socially inept to get laid?" thread?
Oof.
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Old 02-22-2014, 10:03 PM   #93
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You probably come across some stanky cooters there..
Probably a lot of au natural. :shiver:
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Old 02-24-2014, 09:51 AM   #94
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Shall we take a field trip?
Done and done. They might get a little upset when we started taking video of the whole thing.

"But it's for OT!" probably isn't going to cut it as an excuse.
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Old 04-07-2014, 09:48 PM   #95
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Ahh, my hometown making me proud again.

http://www.outsideonline.com/news-fr...nest-City.html
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:20 PM   #96
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Isn't Boulder also ranked most intelligent city in the US?
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:27 PM   #97
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Isn't Boulder also ranked most intelligent city in the US?
I don't think it's number 1, but it's always on those lists near the top.
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Old 04-08-2014, 01:08 AM   #98
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