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Old 04-08-2004, 12:32 PM   #1
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Default Crazy Stalker Chick Recordings!

Alright, after long last, the CSC mp3's have returned just in time for our one year anniversary!

All mp3's are now hosted here in one single file: http://dave.oc7.org/stuff/csc.chronicals.zip

Here is the original post in all of it's glory:
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So back around Thanksgiving time (2003), when it snowed for the first time, I was out drifting around corp parking lots at Midnight.
On my way home I see a new V6 accord with it's flashers on sitting on the side of the road next to this not-so-bad-to-look-at blonde.

I pull over and get the story, she lives 500ft from there and ran out of gas, thought she could make it, blah blah blonde...
I'm a nice guy, so I take her down to the gas station so that we can pick up some gas and get her rolling again.
Turns out she blew all her cash and doesn't get paid for another few days.

Fine, I give her 5 bucks and we roll out with the gas back up to her car.
We get the car running and warmed up, I drop her my card and tell her that if she needs anything to gimmie a call, as I live close by. We both depart and drive our separate directions.

I get to work the next day to find the anticipated "Thank you" voice mail and then notice that there are 3 more from her as well...

About a few days later I realize that this chick is completely F'ed in the head P S Y C H O!

I get calls at 2 or 3 am, sometimes 5 am, whenever she gets back from drinking. I don't answer anymore and normally get about 2-3 overflow voice mails. (system cuts her off, she calls back..)

[Note: I have never actualy called this chick and after the first 2 months of drunken ranting have stopped answering her calls.]

Below are some of the recent MP3's from the last 2 or so weeks.

Pay particular attention to #3 and #9.

There used to be much funnier "drink and dial" messages, but verizon finally deleted them on me for saving them for too long =(

http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-7.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-8.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-9.mp3

Found one more on my work phone:
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio..._chick-5.5.mp3

Updated! 4/9/2004
Alright...here they are, all of these are from 1:20am this morning till about 2:30am.

Some of these are not work safe, so grab those headphones!
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.7.mp3

Updated! 4/11/2004
These are from the 10th and 11th, Easter weekend...enjoy.
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-7.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-8.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-9.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-10.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-11.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-12.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-13.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-14.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-15.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-16.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-17.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-18.mp3

And from tonight (11th):
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.11.CSC-1.mp3

Updated! 4/16/2004
These are from the rest of the 11th.
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-7.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-8.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-9.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-10.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-11.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-12.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-13.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-14.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-15.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-16.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-17.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-18.mp3
Crazy Stalker Chick Transcribed!
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:37 PM   #2
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TTIWWOP

and TTIWWOherphonenumber
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:37 PM   #3
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Like OMG! Like this guy was like annoying me. LIke i sooooo did not like it.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:40 PM   #4
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:41 PM   #5
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how annoying is this lady? who the hell is she talking to?
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:42 PM   #6
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All of these are voice mails left to ME.

She's just talking to my voice mail =P
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:44 PM   #7
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Whoa.

IBAcquaCow gets kilt.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:46 PM   #8
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Whoa.

IBAcquaCow gets kilt.
Also AcuaCow, Look out for Lucifer, cuz he's good looking and like your like good looking. But like I don't like think you're like Lucifer or like a bad Angel.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:47 PM   #9
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Imagine what she does to guys who bang her, instead of just buy her $5 worth of gas!
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:47 PM   #10
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Totally.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:48 PM   #11
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No money and parties a lot. Yea... my kinda girl.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:49 PM   #12
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What kind of drug is she on in #3? Psycho is an understatement! Did you pray for her to guard her from the, like, I dunno, angel of death? Like? Good looking but its like, you know, ugh he finally left but on good terms. Bad I dunno maybee but its like just ugh like I dunno and good looking I wanna meet good people.

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Old 04-08-2004, 12:51 PM   #13
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Bang like theres no tomorrow then change your #.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:53 PM   #14
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But dude, she apologized for sounding like a "psycho bitch". It was obviously a mistake. It's all good.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:56 PM   #15
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But dude, she apologized for sounding like a "psycho bitch". It was obviously a mistake. It's all good.
That was from the voice mails that were deleted that I couldn't record.

She called me 5 times in a row one night (3:45am) in a drunken rage complaining about how I never called her and how "I should be calling her because she's tall and blonde and hot as ****"

When she sobered up she left more voice mail.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:56 PM   #16
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I know I said this once, but.......whoa.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:57 PM   #17
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Bang like theres no tomorrow then change your #.
I've already changed my address.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:01 PM   #18
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Just listened to a few... sounds like she needs help man Any mental health places out there that you could direct her to, or better yet direct to her?
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:02 PM   #19
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oh, and #9 is from 5:15 this morning.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:03 PM   #20
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Quote:
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"I should be calling her because she's tall and blonde and hot as ****"
No, those are the reasons why you should be hitting it. Take pics, report back to OT.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:04 PM   #21
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NEEDS help...bad.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:05 PM   #22
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Issues.............
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:06 PM   #23
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After listening to the rest, I'm thinking there's probably more substances involved than alcohol.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:09 PM   #24
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I theoretically _could_ get pics...

...that would require me having to meet up with her again...
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:10 PM   #25
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birthday = april 12

wow.

poor lonely girl. she's screaming for attention.

needs medication and a wang bad.
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