Welcome to the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club Thursday September 20, 2018
Home Forums WikiNASIOC Products Store Modifications Upgrade Garage
NASIOC
Go Back   NASIOC > NASIOC Miscellaneous > Off-Topic

Welcome to NASIOC - The world's largest online community for Subaru enthusiasts!
Welcome to the NASIOC.com Subaru forum.

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest, which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our community, free of charge, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is free, fast and simple, so please join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads. 
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-26-2004, 07:36 PM   #1
wrxtuner02
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 22700
Join Date: Aug 2002
Chapter/Region: MAIC
Location: West Virginia
Vehicle:
TRD FJ Crusier SE
76 MG Midget Special

Question crazy chinese fortune makes my head hurt

maybe you guys can help me figure this one out

" Behind an able man, there are always."

that is a Word for Word copy. i don't get it at all.
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.
wrxtuner02 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.
Old 07-26-2004, 07:38 PM   #2
dorifto88
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 17684
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Aging, on the verge of Death.
Vehicle:
1989 pathfinder
rusted red

Default

hmm....
more able men?
dorifto88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 07:42 PM   #3
Brad Pittiful
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 34931
Join Date: Apr 2003
Chapter/Region: Tri-State
Location: Eagles are ****ing
Vehicle:
. Super bowl LII
Champions!

Default

i think chinaman is working at a fortune factory...if you ever get a grap on my tired you must post pics

i really think it was cut off...it prolly read like this

behind an able man...there are always an able woman
Brad Pittiful is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 07:44 PM   #4
eastbaysubaru
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 4110
Join Date: Feb 2001
Chapter/Region: BAIC
Location: No. So. Co.
Vehicle:
04 FXT
PSM

Default

How about this one:

"Don't let the lizard take your hoe cake"

I thought that one was so strange that I saved it. That was about 6 years ago

-Brian
eastbaysubaru is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 07:44 PM   #5
dorifto88
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 17684
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Aging, on the verge of Death.
Vehicle:
1989 pathfinder
rusted red

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Pittiful
i think chinaman is working at a fortune factory...if you ever get a grap on my tire you must post pics

i really think it was cut off...it prolly read like this

behind an able man...there are always an able woman
yes but wouldnt you be able to tell if the fortune was cut off?
eh... whatever.
maybe there was something lost in translation lol
dorifto88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 07:55 PM   #6
AJ711
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 6178
Join Date: Apr 2001
Chapter/Region: MAIC
Location: Singletracks
Vehicle:
98 GM67 + 03 SG6
2 whls > 4 whls

Default

"The decisions you make will effect the rest of your life."

1.5 weeks later, I failed the final test in my training pipeline, get disenrolled from the program, fail to redesignate to another community (thank you extremely large drawdown ) and will be honorably discharged on the 30th of September.

I hate that type of luck on fortunes.
AJ711 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 08:10 PM   #7
Spheris
*** Banned ***
 
Member#: 45392
Join Date: Oct 2003
Chapter/Region: Tri-State
Location: Brooklyn
Default

All your base are belong to us?
Spheris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 08:23 PM   #8
crowbar
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 14262
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Nice swing, Sir Phobos!
Vehicle:
The key is to hit
really hard, with the bat

Default

at the Rim Of The World Rally in 2003, the Nasioc booth had fortune cookies with AYB and Grap comments. very funny.
crowbar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-26-2004, 11:54 PM   #9
Noir
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 36907
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Mullet Country
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by wrxtuner02
maybe you guys can help me figure this one out

" Behind an able man, there are always."

that is a Word for Word copy. i don't get it at all.
you sure it wasn't:

"Behind every able black man, there are always cops chasing."

--Undercover Brotha
Noir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2004, 12:24 AM   #10
88conquestTSI
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 46637
Join Date: Oct 2003
Chapter/Region: International
Vehicle:
No Sports Car
Anymore :(

Default

"behind an able woman, there is always a large-wanged man"
88conquestTSI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2004, 04:45 AM   #11
Alycone
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 56688
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: WA
Default

I'd love to get a job writing those fortunes - what a great way to work off a bad mood.
Alycone is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
RANT: our engineer makes my head hurt. alacrity024 Off-Topic 32 11-08-2006 10:21 AM
Wow ... S2K boards make my head hurt! Brady Off-Topic 16 11-02-2005 03:56 PM
Gilmore Girls makes my head hurt... -=C=- Off-Topic 17 10-16-2003 05:39 PM
ISO audits are making my head hurt Tex-WReX2 Texas Impreza Club Forum -- TXIC 6 02-12-2002 04:01 PM

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:43 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Powered by Searchlight © 2018 Axivo Inc.
Copyright ©1999 - 2017, North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club, Inc.