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Old 02-25-2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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Default Hypothesis: The hotter you sound on the phone the uglier you are in real life.

Seriously and the reverse is true also. this chick i spoke to on the phone recently sounded totally busted and turned out to be smokin hot. what gives?
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:11 AM   #2
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It's obvious...girls get hot by smoking (haven't you ever seen a cig ad?!?!) and smoking makes you sound bad! If you don't smoke, your voice sounds fine but you don't get the beauty effects of the cigarettes...

DUH!
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:12 AM   #3
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I learned this lesson when I was 15, way before the days of myspace and facebook. Needless to say, the date was awkward and she wanted to jump my bones. She had the voice of a super model, and the body of a blubbery walrus.
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:13 AM   #4
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I learned this lesson when I was 15, way before the days of myspace and facebook. Needless to say, the date was awkward and she wanted to jump my bones. She had the voice of a super model, and the body of a blubbery walrus.
as opposed to a non-blubbery walrus?
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:14 AM   #5
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I have experienced this on many occasions. I spend a lot of time on the phone during the day talking to people. A couple of years ago the entire male contingent of our office was waiting to meet this one sales girl we had always talked to on the phone who sounded smoking hot. When she came in she looked like a mixture between a chupacabra and dead midget...so sad The effect was so great that when I went to go greet her in the conference room I actually stood there, staring not saying a word for a couple of seconds with my mouth agape...
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:19 AM   #6
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:31 AM   #7
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I agree with the OP. I had worked with a customer for years through weekly phone conversations. She sounded bright and fiesty, and really sounded like she had her isht together. We always talked about meeting for lunch one day, but it just never seemed to happen. Finally, she said 'let's do lunch this week.' Wow, finally, I get to see who I've been talking to these past few years. Me. Unimpressed with appearance. She met me on one of her days off, and I swear she was wearing pajama bottoms. He head seemed about as big and round as a basketball, and she wasn't at all uber in shape like I was lead to believe. But she did have a nice voice and was really on the ball otherwise.

And that can be a two-way street. After our lunch meeting, she seemed to get a little flakey. 2 months later, she 'disappeared.' Her replacement said she 'just quit.' She didn't contact me until 5 months later, when she emailed me out of the blue and asked if I would be attending a conference. I said yes, and she said she'd see me there. I haven't seen or heard from her since. And that's fine with me.

I talk ther her permanent replacement just as much, and I think he is much cooler. However, i do not conjure up images of hawtness when talking to him. Really, I don't.
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:34 AM   #8
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Years ago, I used to get all firted up over the phone by a female client. She sounded pretty hot, and used the ol' double entendre in EVERY conversation we had. I agreed to meet her at a bar after work one day. Oh the huge manatee!
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