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Old 10-21-2011, 02:22 PM   #151
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taco slapper = lesbian
Meh

I've always heard it as a clam slapper
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:27 PM   #152
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^^we dont have clams in tx
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:29 PM   #153
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"Ninja Boot"

See also Camel toe or any of the other above mentioned slang for the ****.
I can't say "Ninja boot" without a phony british accent.

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A hard man is good to find lol
Lol rofl lol
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:43 PM   #154
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If we are speaking in code at work we'll call someone an N TAC (no talent a** clown).

From OT "dem Jones is wet". No clue what it means, but still cracks me up.
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:55 PM   #155
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Turkey sub - self explanatory
Nozzle nut - fire fighter
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Old 10-21-2011, 03:22 PM   #156
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Them jones is wet
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Old 10-22-2011, 02:27 PM   #157
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A Cum-Suck: Mouth. ie: Something he needs to learn to shut.
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Old 10-22-2011, 02:48 PM   #158
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A Cum-Suck: Mouth. ie: Something he needs to learn to shut.

wow, broski you really told me!









A.I.D.S. : Alcohol Induced Drippy ****s
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Old 10-22-2011, 02:50 PM   #159
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Finna or fixin

As in "I'm finna/fixin' to do the laundry.
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Old 10-22-2011, 07:28 PM   #160
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Bastard titty wrinkle: "That bastard titty wrinkle just stole my parking spot!" or "Bastard titty wrinkle! That ****ing hurt!"

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
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Old 10-22-2011, 07:32 PM   #161
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Playing country on the clitar = chick masturbating.
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Old 10-22-2011, 11:29 PM   #162
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Old 10-23-2011, 07:07 AM   #163
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dependapotamus


Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Make your depth 3ft and commence snorkeling" Yeah, you can figure that one out.
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Old 10-23-2011, 12:33 PM   #164
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wow, broski you really told me!
Broski= ^Someone who that guy would like to meet on the slopes and build a snowman with.
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Old 10-23-2011, 01:04 PM   #165
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Three bagger:

A chick so ugly, doing her requires three bags. One to go over your head, one for her, and one for whoever is watching.
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Old 10-23-2011, 01:39 PM   #166
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Your username is hilariously ridiculous.
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Old 10-23-2011, 03:04 PM   #167
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Broski= ^Someone who that guy would like to meet on the slopes and build a snowman with.

youre trying too hard
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Old 10-23-2011, 03:34 PM   #168
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Klingon = when your FWB starts to think she's your GF.
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Old 10-23-2011, 03:41 PM   #169
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We all know what DSL looks like on a girl right?

So what's ISDN look like on a girl?

"I aint Suckin a Dick for Nothin' "

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Old 10-23-2011, 03:50 PM   #170
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I.L.S. Imaginary Lat Syndrome
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Old 10-23-2011, 03:55 PM   #171
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Catcher's Mit : when a women's genitals appear worn-in, familiar, and comforting.
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Old 10-23-2011, 09:44 PM   #172
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Johnny bench called...
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Old 10-23-2011, 09:48 PM   #173
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Catcher's Mit : when a women's genitals appear worn-in, familiar, and comforting.
Otherwise known as "a box of cow tongues".
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:41 PM   #174
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bump.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:46 PM   #175
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bump.
lol..
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