Tell the doctor to leave the skin sack on

Dale_K · 01-29-2005, 04:48 PM

I adopted a cat at the animal control office today and while I'm filling out the paperwork the guy in the next line is talking to the staff person about adopting a dog. It's mandatory to get pets neutered, so his dog needs to be scheduled for the vet to be castrated. He starts a real long conversation, which quickly involves some of the public who are standing in line behind, asking them to leave the nutsack intack so the dog will feel like he still has something left. Staff says they think the vet pretty much takes the whole thing off but the guy is adamant - he wants the dog to feel good about himself so please leave the nutsack. Finally he appeals to the clerk in my line, who is apparenty the head person in charge. She gives him a real long stare and you can tell she has a bunch of thoughts she wants to share with the guy but she regains her composure and says something like the dog won't know the difference between no nuts and no nutsack or no nuts but retained (empty) nutsack. At this point the other folks in line start chiming in about how much better it is to leave the nutsack intact and that's the way their vet does it, etc. So they wrote instructions down on the form to "leave the skin sack".

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Brad Pittiful · 01-29-2005, 04:53 PM

nutty

SubEd · 01-29-2005, 04:54 PM

I was worried that the whole day would go by and I wouldn't read a single post about a dog's nutsack.

Cujo31 · 01-29-2005, 05:00 PM

"....and remember to leave the nutsack!"

SubEd · 01-29-2005, 05:02 PM

quest · 01-29-2005, 05:04 PM

apparently you can get prosthetic dog nuts to put in after.

Lunajett · 01-29-2005, 05:15 PM

People are idiots. Regardless of instructions, I doubt any vet is going to leave an empty sack of flesh hanging down there, it's asking for trouble down the road. I think the sack tends to shrink up and all but disappear over time once it is "emptied out" anyway, at least with younger dogs.

hedgehog · 01-29-2005, 05:22 PM

Neuticles.

Thug · 01-29-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cujo31

"....and remember to leave the nutsack!"

chri3 · 01-29-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubEd

I was worried that the whole day would go by and I wouldn't read a single post about a dog's nutsack.

daveB · 01-29-2005, 05:41 PM

you can get prosthetic testicles for your dog so it won't feel "bad" about it's lack of nuts. Why anyone would want to do that is beyond me

I've also heard of owners opting for Vasectomy thus the dog is sterile but still has his natural pair down there to show off to all the bitches.

quest · 01-29-2005, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Neuticles.

yea, my bro wanted to get some for his dog...he wanted to use those chinese stress ball things

WRXXXual · 01-29-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveB

you can get prosthetic testicles for your dog so it won't feel "bad" about it's lack of nuts. Why anyone would want to do that is beyond me

I've also heard of owners opting for Vasectomy thus the dog is sterile but still has his natural pair down there to show off to all the bitches.

Brass balls for Rover, Ole!

Dale_K · 01-29-2005, 06:13 PM

We'll just give him this little trailer to drag 'em around.

Kartoffel · 01-29-2005, 07:05 PM

I'm glad they decided to leave teh skin sack. The dog still has a chance to enjoy Gold Bond nut power gnomes.

boxered · 01-29-2005, 07:07 PM

[singing] nutsack..uhh huhh uhh huhh...nutsack..[/singing]

snowman4us · 01-29-2005, 07:36 PM

when my 3 dogs got there nuts cut off there sacks got left on.

Turb0flat4 · 01-29-2005, 11:54 PM

Why can't a human-type vasectomy become the standard ?

eurojax · 01-30-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Turb0flat4

Why can't a human-type vasectomy become the standard ?

They'll still get horny and try to hump anything that moves.

daveB · 01-30-2005, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eurojax

They'll still get horny and try to hump anything that moves.

what's wrong with that? Have some wapce over that you don't like and just have the dog go ape on their leg

Or the pesky neighborhood kids muahahaha

instead of "sick 'em" the command is "hump 'em!"

Turb0flat4 · 01-31-2005, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eurojax

They'll still get horny and try to hump anything that moves.

Ain't nothin' wrong with that !

ssnh · 01-31-2005, 08:27 AM

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

drkwtsn · 01-31-2005, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssnh

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

beat me to it!

Project Jennifer · 01-31-2005, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssnh

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

I saw this woman on TV get a sex change, I think they used neuticles.

01-29-2005, 04:48 PM	#1
Dale_K Scooby Newbie Member#: 42342 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hot Springs, AR	Tell the doctor to leave the skin sack on I adopted a cat at the animal control office today and while I'm filling out the paperwork the guy in the next line is talking to the staff person about adopting a dog. It's mandatory to get pets neutered, so his dog needs to be scheduled for the vet to be castrated. He starts a real long conversation, which quickly involves some of the public who are standing in line behind, asking them to leave the nutsack intack so the dog will feel like he still has something left. Staff says they think the vet pretty much takes the whole thing off but the guy is adamant - he wants the dog to feel good about himself so please leave the nutsack. Finally he appeals to the clerk in my line, who is apparenty the head person in charge. She gives him a real long stare and you can tell she has a bunch of thoughts she wants to share with the guy but she regains her composure and says something like the dog won't know the difference between no nuts and no nutsack or no nuts but retained (empty) nutsack. At this point the other folks in line start chiming in about how much better it is to leave the nutsack intact and that's the way their vet does it, etc. So they wrote instructions down on the form to "leave the skin sack". * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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Brad Pittiful Scooby Specialist Member#: 34931 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Eagles are Super Bowl Vehicle: . LII and LIX Champions!	nutty

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SubEd Scooby Guru Member#: 717 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC	I was worried that the whole day would go by and I wouldn't read a single post about a dog's nutsack.

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Cujo31 Scooby Newbie Member#: 19843 Join Date: Jun 2002 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: St. Louis Vehicle: 2000 2.5 RS Sedan 2016 Base 5MT VRP	"....and remember to leave the nutsack!"

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quest * Banned * Member#: 42402 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 4 inches south of :coffeemug: Vehicle: - Finder of Porn -Bringer of tears...	apparently you can get prosthetic dog nuts to put in after.

01-29-2005, 05:15 PM	#7
Lunajett Scooby Newbie Member#: 61636 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oceanside, CA Vehicle: 2004 Forester XT 1998 Ford Ranger	People are idiots. Regardless of instructions, I doubt any vet is going to leave an empty sack of flesh hanging down there, it's asking for trouble down the road. I think the sack tends to shrink up and all but disappear over time once it is "emptied out" anyway, at least with younger dogs.

01-29-2005, 05:22 PM	#8
hedgehog Scooby Newbie Member#: 20553 Join Date: Jun 2002 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Pittsburgh, PA Vehicle: 2002 WRX Wagon	Neuticles.

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daveB Scooby Newbie Member#: 28488 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Champaign, Il. Vehicle: 2000 Pierce Saber Fire Engine Red	you can get prosthetic testicles for your dog so it won't feel "bad" about it's lack of nuts. Why anyone would want to do that is beyond me I've also heard of owners opting for Vasectomy thus the dog is sterile but still has his natural pair down there to show off to all the bitches.

01-29-2005, 06:13 PM	#14
Dale_K Scooby Newbie Member#: 42342 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hot Springs, AR	We'll just give him this little trailer to drag 'em around.

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Kartoffel Scooby Specialist Member#: 12976 Join Date: Dec 2001 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Huntsville, Alabamy Vehicle: 2002 WRX grocery getter	I'm glad they decided to leave teh skin sack. The dog still has a chance to enjoy Gold Bond nut power gnomes.

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boxered Scooby Specialist Member#: 61884 Join Date: May 2004 Chapter/Region: International Location: buying guns	[singing] nutsack..uhh huhh uhh huhh...nutsack..[/singing]

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snowman4us Scooby Specialist Member#: 21764 Join Date: Jul 2002 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Salty Lake Vehicle: Some GDM V8, JDM Flat 4 X2	when my 3 dogs got there nuts cut off there sacks got left on.

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Turb0flat4 Scooby Newbie Member#: 53735 Join Date: Jan 2004 Vehicle: 2003 Bugeye WRX Black	Why can't a human-type vasectomy become the standard ?

01-31-2005, 08:27 AM	#22
ssnh Scooby Specialist Member#: 70521 Join Date: Sep 2004 Chapter/Region: NESIC	http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html