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Old 05-11-2015, 12:49 PM   #1
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Sorry Sharkbait.

Here is a place to post your humblebrags that don't fit anywhere else. I'll start.

My handwriting is pretty terrible, and often was the only grade keeping me off the honor roll in elementary school. My third grade teacher would be horrified to know that my handwriting has been on national TV on several occasions.
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:51 PM   #2
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I once masturbated 17 times in a day.
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:54 PM   #3
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I thought about doing this 17 times in one day.
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:55 PM   #4
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That's some restraint.
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:56 PM   #5
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I once masturbated 17 times in a day.
Back when I was 20 or so, a friend said he did it 8 times in a day just to see if he could. So of course, I tried. After 4 it just wasn't happening any more.
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:57 PM   #6
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*monitors thread to see how inappropriate the comments get*
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:59 PM   #7
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Back when I was 20 or so, a friend said he did it 8 times in a day just to see if he could. So of course, I tried. After 4 it just wasn't happening any more.
Maybe he was chafing from your rough hands.
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:01 PM   #8
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:01 PM   #9
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yeah i think 8 or 9 at most.
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:02 PM   #10
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It's good to see your speelling has improved, at least...
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:07 PM   #11
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My body is sore from going to the gym four times last week and then mountain biking yesterday.
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:17 PM   #12
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i once started a thread without misspelling the title.
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:17 PM   #13
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Back when I was 20 or so, a friend said he did it 8 times in a day just to see if he could. So of course, I tried. After 4 it just wasn't happening any more.
Pacing. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I can achieve 4 in a day. Just not in a row!
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:24 PM   #14
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Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
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^In this day and age, one can't say that anymore.
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Yup. Sometimes when ZFT is in a special kind of mood, he'll open up a new private tab and look for a lady that has a penis.
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:42 PM   #17
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:42 PM   #18
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I like hot butter on my breakfast toast
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:44 PM   #19
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At your age, that's damn near miraculous.
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:46 PM   #20
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At your age, that's damn near miraculous.
my putting on socks skills improved too!
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:52 PM   #21
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:53 PM   #22
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Old 05-11-2015, 01:53 PM   #23
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