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Old 05-11-2015, 01:58 PM   #26
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Eaxactly, I dont mean to brag. I don't mean to boast .
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:00 PM   #27
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Back when I was 20 or so, a friend said he did it 8 times in a day just to see if he could. So of course, I tried. After 4 it just wasn't happening any more.
Pfffft. Quitter.

Did you lube or what?
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:04 PM   #28
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Eaxactly, I dont mean to brag. I don't mean to boast .
Are you intercontinental when you eat French toast?
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:07 PM   #29
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I've banged women from the Malaysian and Bahraini royal families.

I'm better than all of you.
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:09 PM   #30
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I've banged women from the Malaysian and Bahraini royal families.

I'm better than all of you.
Servants don't count!
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:09 PM   #31
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I'm measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:11 PM   #32
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*monitors thread to see how inappropriate the comments get*
Inb4 I can suck my own dick.

































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Old 05-11-2015, 02:11 PM   #33
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I'm measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.
That's no humblebrag... I can only think of a few people who aren't measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:15 PM   #34
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That's no humblebrag... I can only think of a few people who aren't measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:18 PM   #35
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Pfffft. Quitter.

Did you lube or what?
ain't nobody got time for that
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:35 PM   #36
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Inb4 I can suck my own dick.

Well I *used* to be able to do that when I wasn't as fat as I am now. 10/10 would totally do again.
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:40 PM   #37
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That's no humblebrag...
sorry, I'm new to this humblebrag thing.
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Old 05-11-2015, 03:16 PM   #38
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There is not enough humblebragging in this thread. Get bragging, you *****!
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Old 05-11-2015, 03:20 PM   #39
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I once let a morning beer and pizza fart out an open window and made the neighbor's dog start barking...true story.
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Old 05-11-2015, 03:33 PM   #40
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Are you intercontinental when you eat French toast?
Im High post. Higher than most. I'm not from France but I eat french toast.
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Old 05-11-2015, 03:39 PM   #41
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sorry, I'm new to this humblebrag thing.


Now you're doing it!
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Old 05-11-2015, 04:33 PM   #42
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Ok fine how's this for a humblebrag. The fiancee and I have stopped going to sex clubs because she can't find a guy with a bigger dong than mine. She said she's tired of the "tiny weenies" there.
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Old 05-11-2015, 04:58 PM   #43
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Ok fine how's this for a humblebrag. The fiancee and I have stopped going to sex clubs because she can't find a guy with a bigger dong than mine. She said she's tired of the "tiny weenies" there.
She sounds nice. You should introduce her to OT.
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:13 PM   #44
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i can tie my own shoes!
Oh, hey. Let's not make fun of tying ones own shoes. I couldn't do it for over a month after surgery. It's amazing how it's the simple things in life you miss when you just can't do it yourself.

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Old 05-11-2015, 05:15 PM   #45
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:18 PM   #46
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Oh and a humblebrag... hmm...

1) I'm from the smallest town in the smallest county in the smallest state.
2) Both my brother and I survived spinal meningitis... in the mid 70s, and we had it at the same time.
3) I'm a national champ at some kinda driving thing type sport.
4) I travelled to a dozen countries, and 23 states... in one calendar year.

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Old 05-11-2015, 05:22 PM   #47
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mid 70s? Holy **** you ARE old
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:28 PM   #48
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She sounds nice. You should introduce her to OT.
She is nice. Very nice.
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:29 PM   #49
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I think it's funny how a lot of people don't even get the difference between bragging and humblebragging.
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:58 PM   #50
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I would never be able to come up with a quick and witty comment like Davemeister, even if I bothered to try.
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