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Old 05-12-2015, 09:58 AM   #76
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So I keep getting these emails for pills that promise to give me a 12-inch penis, and I think to myself, "Why would I want a smaller penis ?".
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Old 05-12-2015, 10:53 AM   #77
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So I keep getting these emails for pills that promise to give me a 12-inch penis, and I think to myself, "Why would I want a smaller penis ?".
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Old 05-12-2015, 11:09 AM   #78
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I've been crazy busy at work this past month. It's not easy working 4 day work weeks for 5 straight weeks. Stupid use it or lose it PTO.

Jun.-Aug. will be just as bad. I'll have to make sure my backup is up to speed so I can a spend 9 days in Ireland. Once I get back I'll only have 2 weeks to catch up before I go spend a week with friends in the Big Horn mountains. Again when I get back I'll only have 2 weeks to catch up before I'm off to Vegas for a few days.

This summer is going to be so busy.
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Old 05-12-2015, 11:22 AM   #79
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So I keep getting these emails for pills that promise to give me a 12-inch penis, and I think to myself, "Why would I want a smaller penis ?".
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Old 05-12-2015, 11:25 AM   #80
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At 48 it can be exhausting to have a hot 45 year old girlfriend who still loves sex, especially giving me oral sex.
iknowright? Being 43 it is tough for this old guy to keep up with his 33 yo wife.
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Old 05-12-2015, 07:30 PM   #81
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Out of all the girls I've banged in the past year, I don't think there was one over age 28.

Not humble at all, enjoy your old hags
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Old 05-13-2015, 06:45 AM   #82
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Out of all the girls I've banged in the past year, I don't think there was one over age 28.
I remember a time when I wasn't able to relate to women with maturity and wisdom, too. Thankfully, it was short-lived in my case.
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Old 05-13-2015, 08:40 AM   #83
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a hot 45 year old girlfriend
I can tell that you used words based on the shape of the symbols you typed, but that's the extent of my understanding.
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Old 05-13-2015, 08:44 AM   #84
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ugh. My property tax is going up a little because the value of my house has increased by over $200k since I bought it 4 years ago. Sigh.
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Old 05-13-2015, 08:48 AM   #85
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I can tell that you used words based on the shape of the symbols you typed, but that's the extent of my understanding.



I can't work from my patio today because it's too cool and breezy.
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Old 05-13-2015, 09:34 AM   #86
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ugh. My property tax is going up a little because the value of my house has increased by over $200k since I bought it 4 years ago. Sigh.
You should show them the bricks in the backyard. I'm sure that will bring things back to normal.
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Old 05-13-2015, 09:50 AM   #87
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You should show them the bricks in the backyard. I'm sure that will bring things back to normal.
srsly. Gah, look how unpleasant this yard in the middle of the city looks (the pollen dusting the table is a nice touch I think)

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Old 05-13-2015, 09:53 AM   #88
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You should show them the bricks in the backyard. I'm sure that will bring things back to normal.
ZING!
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Old 05-13-2015, 09:57 AM   #89
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Having to wait for my company car's oil change and service sucks. I should probably be doing some sort of work while I wait...
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:07 AM   #90
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ugh. My property tax is going up a little because the value of my house has increased by over $200k since I bought it 4 years ago. Sigh.
What?! Four years after I bought my house, it lost about $50K in value. Maybe I should've bricked my entire backyard. Or not bought a house in Florida.
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:13 AM   #91
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srsly. Gah, look how unpleasant this yard in the middle of the city looks (the pollen dusting the table is a nice touch I think)
Hey Timmy, go long!

*smashes through fence*
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:14 AM   #92
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What?! Four years after I bought my house, it lost about $50K in value. Maybe I should've bricked my entire backyard. Or not bought a house in Florida.
My house still isn't worth what I paid for it again. Thanks, Obama!

Oh well, at least it's paid for.

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Old 05-13-2015, 11:15 AM   #93
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Hey Timmy, go long!

*smashes through fence*
Haven't you ever taken a short cut before?
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:29 AM   #94
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Hey Timmy, go long!

*smashes through fence*
"Hey Timmy want to go to that great bar or restaurant?" "Sure!" "ok, it's a 5 min walk!"

or

"Hey Timmy, should we just rent out our house for over twice our mortgage?" "yay!!"

there's always tradeoffs.
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:34 AM   #95
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I could rent my house out for $1000 a month and it would still be over 1000 times my mortgage... But we don't want to stay in this state any longer than we have to, and I think owning a rental property long-distance would be more trouble than it's worth.

Last edited by Davemeister; 05-13-2015 at 11:36 AM. Reason: Forgot the humble part. Man I am ****ing up today.
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:48 AM   #96
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"Hey Timmy want to go to that great bar or restaurant?" "Sure!" "ok, it's a 5 min walk!"

or

"Hey Timmy, should we just rent out our house for over twice our mortgage?" "yay!!"

there's always tradeoffs.
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Old 05-13-2015, 12:10 PM   #97
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Last edited by Davemeister; Today at 11:36 AM. Reason: Forgot the humble part. Man I am ****ing up today.
Even though I spelled the thread title wrong when I initially made this thread, Davemeister admitting he ****ed up made the idea of creating it worthwhile.

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Old 05-13-2015, 12:24 PM   #98
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Even though I spelled the thread title wrong when I initially made this thread, Davemeister admitting he ****ed up made the idea of creating it worthwhile.

I already admitted I ****ed up once... I bought a Subaru, didn't I?
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Old 05-13-2015, 01:47 PM   #99
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I remember a time when I wasn't able to relate to women with maturity and wisdom, too. Thankfully, it was short-lived in my case.

Congrats on relating to someone who's "intellect" depends on how their mood was when they woke up in the morning.

Lol @ talking about maturity and wisdom with women. Bitch, are you ****ing retarded?
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Old 05-13-2015, 01:50 PM   #100
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Congrats on relating to someone who's "intellect" depends on how their mood was when they woke up in the morning.

Lol @ talking about maturity and wisdom with women. Bitch, are you ****ing retarded?
I remember when I was naive and inexperienced like you... I wish I could be so blissfully ignorant again, some days.
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