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Old 05-13-2015, 01:54 PM   #101
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Just remember the girls you marry are the same ones that were blowing me off in a Vegas nightclub bathroom. Enjoy my sloppy seconds.


On second thought, I'd never touch a girl as ugly as the one you'd marry
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Old 05-13-2015, 01:57 PM   #102
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Just remember the girls you marry are the same ones that were blowing me off in a Vegas nightclub bathroom. Enjoy my sloppy seconds.


On second thought, I'd never touch a girl as ugly as the one you'd marry
It's like watching a maced blind man try to find his way through the forest.

FYI, "blowing me off" means they wouldn't talk to you, retard.
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Old 05-13-2015, 01:58 PM   #103
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Congrats on relating to someone who's "intellect" depends on how their mood was when they woke up in the morning.

Lol @ talking about maturity and wisdom with women. Bitch, are you ****ing retarded?

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Old 05-13-2015, 02:00 PM   #104
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He has to be trolling... Badly.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:02 PM   #105
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Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face.

You wouldn't know anything about that of course, seeing that it takes an act of God for your butch hag to even touch your dick.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:03 PM   #106
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He has to be trolling... Badly.
you seem to be overlooking the fact that he is an imbecile.
his thought process is on par with brain-stunned cattle, except that they don't brag about imaginary sexual conquests.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:03 PM   #107
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Are you guys really just now realizing that SquidBrah is terrible?
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:04 PM   #108
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Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face.

You wouldn't know anything about that of course, seeing that it takes an act of God for your butch hag to even touch your dick.
That's cute how you keep trying even though you fail.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:05 PM   #109
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Are you guys really just now realizing that SquidBrah is terrible?
I've increased the quality of the derp thread by over 75% just by keeping him busy for 10 minutes.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:06 PM   #110
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I've increased the quality of the derp thread by over 75% just by keeping him busy for 10 minutes.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:07 PM   #111
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you seem to be overlooking the fact that he is an imbecile.
his thought process is on par with brain-stunned cattle, except that they don't brag about imaginary sexual conquests.
But my point is, could someone as dumb as he seems to be really exist? I have to hold out a little hope that the universe isn't this messed up.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:08 PM   #112
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Even I know talk is cheap. I'll keep this as work safe as possible
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:09 PM   #113
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Is that supposed to mean something?
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:11 PM   #114
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Sweet, some dude is catfishing you with pictures he probably found on Tumblr.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:12 PM   #115
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Sigh....it's so easy when you're this good

I'm still in the humble brag thread rite?
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:15 PM   #116
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So you copied pictures off your big sister's phone or something?

Your mom's probably going to ground you for this.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:16 PM   #117
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srsly. Gah, look how unpleasant this yard in the middle of the city looks (the pollen dusting the table is a nice touch I think)
"We reviewed your application for reduced property value due to "it seemed like a good idea at the time" and found that your baller kitchen and high class bathroom easily outweighed the depreciation brought on by the lack of dirt in your yard."

It is a really nice place, I'm not surprised if the value skyrocketed that much
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:28 PM   #118
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srsly. Gah, look how unpleasant this yard in the middle of the city looks (the pollen dusting the table is a nice touch I think)

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When's the house warming party?




I got asked to not use my driver at the ****ing driving range because it's about 265yds to the deepest point and many of my drives were beyond that. I had a bit of a disagreement with the young distinguished genteleman in his super-hero t-shirt, wrinkled kahkis and flip-flops about the place being refereed to as a driving range and not being able to use my driver...but I'm kind of an ******* like that...
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:30 PM   #119
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I think I see a tiny bit of green in the back by the fence. You should probably cover that up with more bricks.
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Old 05-13-2015, 03:00 PM   #120
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Is that supposed to mean something?
it means he has seen pictures that show parts of women and masturbated while looking at them.
try to to be overcome with jealousy.
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Old 05-13-2015, 03:11 PM   #121
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"We reviewed your application for reduced property value due to "it seemed like a good idea at the time" and found that your baller kitchen and high class bathroom easily outweighed the depreciation brought on by the lack of dirt in your yard."
I wish I had a baller kitchen, oh well, one out of two ain't bad.


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When's the house warming party?




I got asked to not use my driver at the ****ing driving range because it's about 265yds to the deepest point and many of my drives were beyond that. I had a bit of a disagreement with the young distinguished genteleman in his super-hero t-shirt, wrinkled kahkis and flip-flops about the place being refereed to as a driving range and not being able to use my driver...but I'm kind of an ******* like that...
Ugh, one more driving range I will not be welcome at...
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Old 05-13-2015, 03:14 PM   #122
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"We reviewed your application for reduced property value due to "it seemed like a good idea at the time" and found that your baller kitchen and high class bathroom easily outweighed the depreciation brought on by the lack of dirt in your yard."

It is a really nice place, I'm not surprised if the value skyrocketed that much


There's plenty of dirt, it's just under 2000 bricks.
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Old 05-13-2015, 03:30 PM   #123
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Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face.
No, it doesn't. Trust me.
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Old 05-13-2015, 03:36 PM   #124
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No, it doesn't. Trust me.
What she said.
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Old 05-13-2015, 03:42 PM   #125
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Did ChesterWRX come back?
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