The humblebrag containment thread - Page 5

SquidBrah · 05-13-2015, 01:54 PM

Just remember the girls you marry are the same ones that were blowing me off in a Vegas nightclub bathroom. Enjoy my sloppy seconds.

On second thought, I'd never touch a girl as ugly as the one you'd marry

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Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquidBrah

Just remember the girls you marry are the same ones that were blowing me off in a Vegas nightclub bathroom. Enjoy my sloppy seconds.

On second thought, I'd never touch a girl as ugly as the one you'd marry

It's like watching a maced blind man try to find his way through the forest.

FYI, "blowing me off" means they wouldn't talk to you, retard.

RastaMon · 05-13-2015, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SquidBrah

Congrats on relating to someone who's "intellect" depends on how their mood was when they woke up in the morning.

Lol @ talking about maturity and wisdom with women. Bitch, are you ****ing retarded?

http://i.imgur.com/YdOUnGV.gif

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RastaMon

http://i.imgur.com/YdOUnGV.gif

He has to be trolling... Badly.

SquidBrah · 05-13-2015, 02:02 PM

Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face.

You wouldn't know anything about that of course, seeing that it takes an act of God for your butch hag to even touch your dick.

ekw · 05-13-2015, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Davemeister

He has to be trolling... Badly.

you seem to be overlooking the fact that he is an imbecile.
his thought process is on par with brain-stunned cattle, except that they don't brag about imaginary sexual conquests.

skywaffles · 05-13-2015, 02:03 PM

Are you guys really just now realizing that SquidBrah is terrible?

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquidBrah

Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face.

You wouldn't know anything about that of course, seeing that it takes an act of God for your butch hag to even touch your dick.

That's cute how you keep trying even though you fail.

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by skywaffles

Are you guys really just now realizing that SquidBrah is terrible?

I've increased the quality of the derp thread by over 75% just by keeping him busy for 10 minutes.

RastaMon · 05-13-2015, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Davemeister

I've increased the quality of the derp thread by over 75% just by keeping him busy for 10 minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/8nOdGkd.gif

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ekw

you seem to be overlooking the fact that he is an imbecile.
his thought process is on par with brain-stunned cattle, except that they don't brag about imaginary sexual conquests.

But my point is, could someone as dumb as he seems to be really exist? I have to hold out a little hope that the universe isn't this messed up.

SquidBrah · 05-13-2015, 02:08 PM

http://i.imgur.com/jPNxw08.jpg

Even I know talk is cheap. I'll keep this as work safe as possible

RastaMon · 05-13-2015, 02:09 PM

Is that supposed to mean something?

skywaffles · 05-13-2015, 02:11 PM

Sweet, some dude is catfishing you with pictures he probably found on Tumblr.

SquidBrah · 05-13-2015, 02:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/o1eNkkW.jpg

Sigh....it's so easy when you're this good

I'm still in the humble brag thread rite?

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 02:15 PM

So you copied pictures off your big sister's phone or something?

Your mom's probably going to ground you for this.

AJ711 · 05-13-2015, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt A

srsly. Gah, look how unpleasant this yard in the middle of the city looks (the pollen dusting the table is a nice touch I think)

"We reviewed your application for reduced property value due to "it seemed like a good idea at the time" and found that your baller kitchen and high class bathroom easily outweighed the depreciation brought on by the lack of dirt in your yard."

It is a really nice place, I'm not surprised if the value skyrocketed that much

ZMANNH25rs · 05-13-2015, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt A

srsly. Gah, look how unpleasant this yard in the middle of the city looks (the pollen dusting the table is a nice touch I think)

http://i.imgur.com/Pr8C1EH.jpg

When's the house warming party?

I got asked to not use my driver at the ****ing driving range because it's about 265yds to the deepest point and many of my drives were beyond that. I had a bit of a disagreement with the young distinguished genteleman in his super-hero t-shirt, wrinkled kahkis and flip-flops about the place being refereed to as a driving range and not being able to use my driver...but I'm kind of an ******* like that...

skywaffles · 05-13-2015, 02:30 PM

I think I see a tiny bit of green in the back by the fence. You should probably cover that up with more bricks.

ekw · 05-13-2015, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RastaMon

Is that supposed to mean something?

it means he has seen pictures that show parts of women and masturbated while looking at them.
try to to be overcome with jealousy.

etothen · 05-13-2015, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AJ711

"We reviewed your application for reduced property value due to "it seemed like a good idea at the time" and found that your baller kitchen and high class bathroom easily outweighed the depreciation brought on by the lack of dirt in your yard."

I wish I had a baller kitchen, oh well, one out of two ain't bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

When's the house warming party?

I got asked to not use my driver at the ****ing driving range because it's about 265yds to the deepest point and many of my drives were beyond that. I had a bit of a disagreement with the young distinguished genteleman in his super-hero t-shirt, wrinkled kahkis and flip-flops about the place being refereed to as a driving range and not being able to use my driver...but I'm kind of an ******* like that...

Ugh, one more driving range I will not be welcome at...

Matt A · 05-13-2015, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJ711

"We reviewed your application for reduced property value due to "it seemed like a good idea at the time" and found that your baller kitchen and high class bathroom easily outweighed the depreciation brought on by the lack of dirt in your yard."

It is a really nice place, I'm not surprised if the value skyrocketed that much

There's plenty of dirt, it's just under 2000 bricks.

Sharkbait · 05-13-2015, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquidBrah

Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face.

No, it doesn't. Trust me.

Dayglow · 05-13-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharkbait

No, it doesn't. Trust me.

What she said.

lemming · 05-13-2015, 03:42 PM

Did ChesterWRX come back?

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05-13-2015, 01:54 PM	#101
SquidBrah * Banned * Member#: 354902 Join Date: Apr 2013 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: A cold place	Just remember the girls you marry are the same ones that were blowing me off in a Vegas nightclub bathroom. Enjoy my sloppy seconds. On second thought, I'd never touch a girl as ugly as the one you'd marry * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

05-13-2015, 02:02 PM	#105
SquidBrah * Banned * Member#: 354902 Join Date: Apr 2013 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: A cold place	Blowing me off actually means lapping up my man batter with a smile on her face. You wouldn't know anything about that of course, seeing that it takes an act of God for your butch hag to even touch your dick.

05-13-2015, 02:03 PM	#107
skywaffles Scooby Specialist Member#: 82470 Join Date: Mar 2005 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: The CHAZ	Are you guys really just now realizing that SquidBrah is terrible?

05-13-2015, 02:08 PM	#112
SquidBrah * Banned * Member#: 354902 Join Date: Apr 2013 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: A cold place	http://i.imgur.com/jPNxw08.jpg Even I know talk is cheap. I'll keep this as work safe as possible

05-13-2015, 02:09 PM	#113
RastaMon Scooby Newbie Member#: 106431 Join Date: Jan 2006	Is that supposed to mean something?

05-13-2015, 02:11 PM	#114
skywaffles Scooby Specialist Member#: 82470 Join Date: Mar 2005 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: The CHAZ	Sweet, some dude is catfishing you with pictures he probably found on Tumblr.

05-13-2015, 02:12 PM	#115
SquidBrah * Banned * Member#: 354902 Join Date: Apr 2013 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: A cold place	http://i.imgur.com/o1eNkkW.jpg Sigh....it's so easy when you're this good I'm still in the humble brag thread rite?

05-13-2015, 02:15 PM	#116
Davemeister Scooby Specialist Member#: 86577 Join Date: May 2005 Location: D1cKSh0Tz [ON] OFF Vehicle: 2018 Supercoolmobile Awesome Pearl Metallic	So you copied pictures off your big sister's phone or something? Your mom's probably going to ground you for this.

05-13-2015, 02:30 PM	#119
skywaffles Scooby Specialist Member#: 82470 Join Date: Mar 2005 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: The CHAZ	I think I see a tiny bit of green in the back by the fence. You should probably cover that up with more bricks.

05-13-2015, 03:42 PM	#125
lemming Scooby Newbie Member#: 250066 Join Date: Jun 2010 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Duvall, WA Vehicle: '06 Forester XT '03 Rustang LQ4 Turbo	Did ChesterWRX come back?