The humblebrag containment thread - Page 6

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ekw

it means he has seen pictures that show parts of women and masturbated while looking at them.
try to to be overcome with jealousy.

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AJ711 · 05-13-2015, 04:41 PM

I really wish Elon Musk would stop stealing my ideas. Just because he took my "I wonder" notebook back in High School doesn't give him the right to go and patent all the things I thought would be neat to have in the future.

ShadowIMg · 05-13-2015, 04:54 PM

It's going to murder my property tax assessment to expand this garage to 4 cars so I have room to store our DDs, race car, tow vehicle, and trailer. It's bad enough I'm actually considering trading the spec.B in on a nice luxury tow-capable SUV.

Dentt42 · 05-13-2015, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lemming

Did ChesterWRX come back?

He was one of the first people I thought of. That guy was some sort of humble brag Kung-Fu master.

340Duster is still posting though.

http://i.imgur.com/leOWjR5.gif

chapstien · 05-13-2015, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Davemeister

He has to be trolling... Badly.

Poorly even.

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 05:04 PM

My banana smells funny.

chapstien · 05-13-2015, 05:07 PM

Does that mean that your nephew has the car for tonight?

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chapstien

Poorly even.

I can't tell how much money he has from here.

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chapstien

Does that mean that your nephew has the car for tonight?

Integra96 · 05-13-2015, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquidBrah

http://i.imgur.com/o1eNkkW.jpg

Sigh....it's so easy when you're this good

I'm still in the humble brag thread rite?

If you change the exposure you can see her balls.

aschen · 05-13-2015, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skywaffles

Are you guys really just now realizing that SquidBrah is terrible?

I thought he was being bro-tastic ironic before I think

Davemeister · 05-13-2015, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aschen

I thought he was being bro-tastic ironic before I think

Yeah I actually thought he was just poorly mimicking some alpha male schtick he picked up at some other forum.

Dentt42 · 05-13-2015, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davemeister

Yeah I actually thought he was just poorly mimicking some alpha male schtick he picked up at some other forum.

We already have Tweeter, and he's actually funny.

Davemeister · 05-14-2015, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dentt42

We already have Tweeter, and he's actually funny.

Exactly.

RacecaR · 05-14-2015, 10:05 AM

http://i.imgur.com/18sV9u5.gif

chapstien · 05-14-2015, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nepawrx

These are all humblelies, not humblebrags.

no lie HB

I can't put a car in my the 2-car garage I use as a workroom under my apartment because that's where they put the water heater (for some reason they think a tank full of gas in proximity to it.)

I have to park my sports car in the attached covered, natural-floored carport.
Both have a private drive for access so it's not on the main street.

It's a good thing I got rid of the '09 Forester XT Limited because it is a tight space. Thank god I am good at fancy parking so I can position the car as to let me get to the back door without walking all the way around the car to gain access to the private entrance to my loft apartment.

workshop
http://i.imgur.com/S9qUP6f.jpg

private drive
http://i.imgur.com/SQp88hP.jpg

natural carport with sports car
http://i.imgur.com/Pt37Icq.jpg

private entrance
http://i.imgur.com/cWpJjhF.jpg

kfoote · 05-14-2015, 12:23 PM

Though I know I work in public, and people want to take pics, and even selfies, when you're in pit lane please be aware of your surroundings. I just want to move my tire rack out of pit lane so that the next group has room, and these two were standing directly in front of the quad I use to tow the tire cart around in. Can't you see I'm working here?

speedblind · 05-14-2015, 01:20 PM

Nailed it.

The Motel Fella · 05-14-2015, 02:26 PM

I feel bad for all the guys whose wives never recover their hotness after having kids.

Dentt42 · 05-14-2015, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Motel Fella

I feel bad for all the guys whose wives never recover their hotness after having kids.

...and the guys who say that their wives lost interest in sex after marriage. Such a shame.

The Motel Fella · 05-14-2015, 02:37 PM

^Sometimes I feel like I just can't keep up with her, you know? The libido man...I'm not 18 anymore!

Dentt42 · 05-14-2015, 02:39 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rpdD3GC.gif

docwhorocks · 05-14-2015, 04:36 PM

I feel bad for the guys who don't get laid after yelling "I'm naked!" from the bedroom.

DoinkMobb · 05-14-2015, 05:06 PM

What do you other DINKs do with all the time and money you have? I feel like there's too much money in checking and we're getting three more paychecks this month, I'm not sure what to do with it. And sometimes we get bored with all free time we have. It's like, we get to do whatever we want all the time, but then we still have free time to relax after that...it's almost too much free time.

We're thinking of taking a vacation to Iceland too, has anybody ever been there before? It's a pretty exotic place and not a boring, run of the mill vacation like Disney and most of you probably haven't been there, but just thought I'd ask just in case.

docwhorocks · 05-14-2015, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoinkMobb

What do you other DINKs do with all the time and money you have?

Quote:

Originally Posted by docwhorocks

...spend 9 days in Ireland. Once I get back I'll only have 2 weeks to catch up before I go spend a week with friends in the Big Horn mountains. Again when I get back I'll only have 2 weeks to catch up before I'm off to Vegas for a few days.

Quote:

Originally Posted by docwhorocks

I feel bad for the guys who don't get laid after yelling "I'm naked!" from the bedroom.

I'm going to be exhausted this summer.

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05-13-2015, 04:41 PM	#127
AJ711 Scooby Specialist Member#: 6178 Join Date: Apr 2001 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Singletracks Vehicle: 98 GM67 + 03 SG6 2 whls > 4 whls	I really wish Elon Musk would stop stealing my ideas. Just because he took my "I wonder" notebook back in High School doesn't give him the right to go and patent all the things I thought would be neat to have in the future.

05-13-2015, 04:54 PM	#128
ShadowIMg Scooby Specialist Member#: 31519 Join Date: Jan 2003 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Glenview, IL Vehicle: 2017 Babby Duramax 2020 Lotus Evora GT	It's going to murder my property tax assessment to expand this garage to 4 cars so I have room to store our DDs, race car, tow vehicle, and trailer. It's bad enough I'm actually considering trading the spec.B in on a nice luxury tow-capable SUV.

05-13-2015, 05:04 PM	#131
Davemeister Scooby Specialist Member#: 86577 Join Date: May 2005 Location: D1cKSh0Tz [ON] OFF Vehicle: 2018 Supercoolmobile Awesome Pearl Metallic	My banana smells funny.

05-13-2015, 05:07 PM	#132
chapstien Scooby Specialist Member#: 68284 Join Date: Aug 2004 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: The state of being Vehicle: 1999 GMC Sonoma hhhuate	Does that mean that your nephew has the car for tonight?

05-14-2015, 10:05 AM	#140
RacecaR Scooby Newbie Member#: 228070 Join Date: Oct 2009 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: (ง'-')ง Vehicle: .... t('-'t)	http://i.imgur.com/18sV9u5.gif

05-14-2015, 12:23 PM	#142
kfoote Scooby Specialist Member#: 39180 Join Date: Jul 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Trying to get :unamused: on TV Vehicle: 2006 Ford E350 Parked in a school zone	Though I know I work in public, and people want to take pics, and even selfies, when you're in pit lane please be aware of your surroundings. I just want to move my tire rack out of pit lane so that the next group has room, and these two were standing directly in front of the quad I use to tow the tire cart around in. Can't you see I'm working here?

05-14-2015, 01:20 PM	#143
speedblind Scooby Specialist Member#: 42202 Join Date: Aug 2003 Chapter/Region: BAIC	Nailed it.

05-14-2015, 02:26 PM	#144
The Motel Fella Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Lynchburg, VA	I feel bad for all the guys whose wives never recover their hotness after having kids.

05-14-2015, 02:37 PM	#146
The Motel Fella Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Lynchburg, VA	^Sometimes I feel like I just can't keep up with her, you know? The libido man...I'm not 18 anymore!

05-14-2015, 02:39 PM	#147
Dentt42 Scooby Specialist Member#: 180570 Join Date: May 2008 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Orlando, Florida	http://i.imgur.com/rpdD3GC.gif

05-14-2015, 04:36 PM	#148
docwhorocks Scooby Newbie Member#: 13772 Join Date: Dec 2001 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: -=OT SQUIRREL HERDER=- Vehicle: 16 Frontier Red	I feel bad for the guys who don't get laid after yelling "I'm naked!" from the bedroom.

05-14-2015, 05:06 PM	#149
DoinkMobb Scooby Specialist Member#: 3787 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: G-ville Vehicle: 2008 Gay Car	What do you other DINKs do with all the time and money you have? I feel like there's too much money in checking and we're getting three more paychecks this month, I'm not sure what to do with it. And sometimes we get bored with all free time we have. It's like, we get to do whatever we want all the time, but then we still have free time to relax after that...it's almost too much free time. We're thinking of taking a vacation to Iceland too, has anybody ever been there before? It's a pretty exotic place and not a boring, run of the mill vacation like Disney and most of you probably haven't been there, but just thought I'd ask just in case.