helpz! how can i mail a flower and keep it alive?

[Josh[ua]]

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[java04rexracr]

Drive

[Swizz_dub]

Originally Posted by java04rexracr

Drive

yep and if you play your cards right, you might get jiggy wit it

[Josh[ua]]

Originally Posted by Swizz_dub

yep and if you play your cards right, you might get jiggy wit it

hahah damn it i dont have time to drive it i have finals and stuff like that due in like 5 hours and the rest of this week
last time i drove up there
i came home with a cracked winsheild
rock hit it on the free way
my car was 3 weeks old
atleast it wasnt the paint haha

[Rclark0032]

Use a local florist or http://ww11.1800flowers.com/ Mailing it yourself will never work.

[dr_wheel]

1-800-flowers

[chkltcow]

Originally Posted by Josh[ua]

so i need to send out a few items to some girl. i have just one white rose for her its a thing between me and her with a single white rose. but anyways i need to mail it to her becuase i dont want to drive 2 hours away to deliever it.. it should get there within one day right if she lives that close? how can i keep it alive? everybody says it will die when it gets there (which is like one day) OT HELP MEZ

thanks
-josh

Plants can survive shipping.... the flowers... not so much.

Either drive or order it from a florist local to her and have her deliver.

[Josh[ua]]

Originally Posted by chkltcow

Plants can survive shipping.... the flowers... not so much.

Either drive or order it from a florist local to her and have her deliver.

gah but will they do just one rose? all of them mail in like $50 bulks.

[Captain TinklePee]

stop being lazy and drive your ass down there

also, ttiwwop

[markman]

silk flowers ftw!

oh and ttiwwop

[delongedoug]

Assuming you can keep it from being destroyed. Wrap it in several layers of soaking paper towels. This is still kinda meh

Get some place who does it for real to do it, since it's obv something that matters to you. Don't mess it up!

[chkltcow]

Originally Posted by delongedoug

Assuming you can keep it from being destroyed. Wrap it in several layers of soaking paper towels. This is still kinda meh

Get some place who does it for real to do it, since it's obv something that matters to you. Don't mess it up!

That's the way I've shipped aquarium plants, but I doubt that would work for a fragile flower. Also, most of the aquarium plants are classified as "weeds" and are damn near impossible to kill, so... yeah.

Just drive down there, knock boots, and come back.

[Josh[ua]]

Originally Posted by delongedoug

Assuming you can keep it from being destroyed. Wrap it in several layers of soaking paper towels. This is still kinda meh

Get some place who does it for real to do it, since it's obv something that matters to you. Don't mess it up!

hmm i might try that

[LastResort]

Call a local florist in her town. They usually have a cheap arrangement available for delivery that day. I do it all the time in the 20 dollar

[Asinine]

Get one of those plastic test tubes with the rubber top that keeps water on the stem from a florist. Send the rose using that, and then break off all contact with the girl. Any chick you'd do this for has you so wrapped up in her little world of cutesy bulls***, that you're bound to crash hard. Let me guess: she's a virgin and saving herself for something really meaningful. You're dying to dip your weiner in her, so you're trying to show her how special she is to you, but the whole time the only thing you're accomplishing is looking like a big, juicy p****. Tell me, when she sends you home with a kiss on the cheek, do you laugh or cry while you wank off thinking of the day that will never come? (Pardon the pun). Pull your panties out of your mangina and grow a pair, pantywaste!
Let's see what kind of reaction this gets...

[chkltcow]

Originally Posted by Asinine

Get one of those plastic test tubes with the rubber top that keeps water on the stem from a florist. Send the rose using that, and then break off all contact with the girl. Any chick you'd do this for has you so wrapped up in her little world of cutesy bulls***, that you're bound to crash hard. Let me guess: she's a virgin and saving herself for something really meaningful. You're dying to dip your weiner in her, so you're trying to show her how special she is to you, but the whole time the only thing you're accomplishing is looking like a big, juicy p****. Tell me, when she sends you home with a kiss on the cheek, do you laugh or cry while you wank off thinking of the day that will never come? (Pardon the pun). Pull your panties out of your mangina and grow a pair, pantywaste!
Let's see what kind of reaction this gets...

Don't sugar-coat it A9... tell us how you REALLY feel

[Josh[ua]]

Originally Posted by Asinine

Get one of those plastic test tubes with the rubber top that keeps water on the stem from a florist. Send the rose using that, and then break off all contact with the girl. Any chick you'd do this for has you so wrapped up in her little world of cutesy bulls***, that you're bound to crash hard. Let me guess: she's a virgin and saving herself for something really meaningful. You're dying to dip your weiner in her, so you're trying to show her how special she is to you, but the whole time the only thing you're accomplishing is looking like a big, juicy p****. Tell me, when she sends you home with a kiss on the cheek, do you laugh or cry while you wank off thinking of the day that will never come? (Pardon the pun). Pull your panties out of your mangina and grow a pair, pantywaste!
Let's see what kind of reaction this gets...

hahahahaha harsh bro thats just harsh.

[El Camino]

Originally Posted by Josh[ua]

hahahahaha harsh bro thats just harsh.

sad but true.

[Josh[ua]]

all i really need to send is
whiterose
pink bear
card
and bag of marshmellows haha
i think i might just send the last 3 and give her the rose next time i see her in person.
what do u guys think? odds are the rose will probably look like something that came out of my ass when it gets there..

[Swizz_dub]

Originally Posted by Josh[ua]

all i really need to send is
whiterose
pink bear
card
and bag of marshmellows haha
i think i might just send the last 3 and give her the rose next time i see her in person.
what do u guys think? odds are the rose will probably look like something that came out of my ass when it gets there..

wow dude.....you better be hittin that S*** consecutively if you're doing that for her.

[Asinine]

Originally Posted by Swizz_dub

wow dude.....you better be hittin that S*** consecutively if you're doing that for her.

Hitting it? The marshmallows represent his balls.

Softy and squishy. The only question that remains is: are they the roasting kind, or the hot chocolate kind?

[chkltcow]

Originally Posted by Josh[ua]

all i really need to send is
whiterose
pink bear
card
and bag of marshmellows haha
i think i might just send the last 3 and give her the rose next time i see her in person.
what do u guys think? odds are the rose will probably look like something that came out of my ass when it gets there..

Dude, if you're going to all that trouble, the phrase "beast with two backs" better come into play... and it better not be because you're going to see a theatre production of Shakespeare's Othello, either.

You're making A9 sound right.

[homer227]

Originally Posted by Josh[ua]

all i really need to send is
whiterose
pink bear
card
and bag of marshmellows haha
i think i might just send the last 3 and give her the rose next time i see her in person.
what do u guys think? odds are the rose will probably look like something that came out of my ass when it gets there..

You can still send the rose and even if it gets there mangled she'll still see the thought you put into it. Realistically she'll appreciate the idea of the whole thing rather than get pissed off because the rose may be a little torn.

[Josh[ua]]

Originally Posted by homer227

You can still send the rose and even if it gets there mangled she'll still see the thought you put into it. Realistically she'll appreciate the idea of the whole thing rather than get pissed off because the rose may be a little torn.

thats a good point. i like that. i guess ill just throw it in the box and hope for the best haha
well im off to go mail it right now
thanks for the help guys

josh

[delongedoug]

Originally Posted by homer227

You can still send the rose and even if it gets there mangled she'll still see the thought you put into it. Realistically she'll appreciate the idea of the whole thing rather than get pissed off because the rose may be a little torn.

as much as it makes sense from our perspective, we're dealing with WAPCEs here. she won't be too happy to get a broken "gesture". theres no room for error. we're dealing with missiles here gov'nah!