Prod is trying to keep it real, and it will go wrong

Prod · 03-05-2008, 11:31 PM

Ok, so I have this Navy Ball coming up towards the end of April. I need a date for it, and currently my only option is someone who is just a friend. Honestly, I'd rather a real date. The CO has a cute daughter who is my age. My goal is to take her to the Navy Ball.

Now, I'd like to provide the following information.
1.) I've seen the CO's daughter once, a year ago. We did not converse.
2.) As far as I know, none of my friends know her. I know one girl who took a class with her 2 years ago or something like that. Anyways, she's a Christian and supposedly a really nice girl, and knowing the CO, I think we'd get along pretty well.
3.) Given the above circumstances, I have no idea how to meet said girl. I could ask the CO, but I'm not sure how I would phrase it to not sound like a total jackass.
4.) The CO has a good sense of humor, so pulling this off isn't as suicidal as it may seem. I won't be IDPing her at the night's end.
5.) She's 4'11"

TDQuiksilver · 03-05-2008, 11:32 PM

Do it. I told you.

Skell · 03-05-2008, 11:32 PM

this again?!

escos · 03-05-2008, 11:40 PM

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

Prod · 03-05-2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escos

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

I need answers, not Biz Markie. Though Biz Markie is

RiverDog · 03-06-2008, 12:09 AM

stalker ftw

Skell · 03-06-2008, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiverDog

stalker ftw

we all got one

Midnight Desires · 03-06-2008, 12:16 AM

we need pics

adam555 · 03-06-2008, 12:19 AM

tell the CO your story of how you need some one for the date for the navy ball and you dont know anyone to ask or something. if you are lucky as **** he'll bring up the idea of his daughter. if he doesnt then you probably shouldnt push it.

Qcanfixit · 03-06-2008, 12:21 AM

if you're trying to get out of the navy, show up with a guy as your date.

then again... you guys dress up as sperm and run around inside a giant metal penis.... nvrmnd..

missnexa · 03-06-2008, 12:31 AM

Welll heyheyhey #5.. now *that* changes everything.

Not like I'm biased or anything..

Swizz_dub · 03-06-2008, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missnexa

Welll heyheyhey #5.. now *that* changes everything.

Not like I'm biased or anything..

lol

semabe · 03-06-2008, 12:33 AM

No Prod, you are not EVER having sex.

Prod · 03-06-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semabe

No Prod, you are not EVER having sex.

That's not what I'm after. I just want to be that guy, who takes the Captain's daughter to the Navy Ball.

poon warrior · 03-06-2008, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semabe

No Prod, you are not EVER having sex.

!!

flghtmstr1 · 03-06-2008, 12:34 AM

Prod, I already told you tonight: TTIWWOP, and this will not end well.

97whitesi · 03-06-2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flghtmstr1

Prod, I already told you tonight: TTIWWOP, and this will not end well.

lots of **** isn't ending well for many people tonight

its all going right well for me though!

flghtmstr1 · 03-06-2008, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 97whitesi

lots of **** isn't ending well for many people tonight

its all going right well for me though!

what do you mean?

Prod · 03-06-2008, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flghtmstr1

Prod, I already told you tonight: TTIWWOP, and this will not end well.

I'm not posting pics unless I get a "yes" from her.

Qcanfixit · 03-06-2008, 12:42 AM

him!!

hauntedwrx · 03-06-2008, 08:56 PM

Talk to the CO about the situation, I am sure if you guys are on good terms and you reassure him that no IDPing will happen he might go for it.

Swordfish II · 03-06-2008, 08:59 PM

You have the CO's number? Call up and ask for his daughter by name, arrange a regular date, then ask her to the ball if you are still interested. What rank is your CO anyway?

MikeCee · 03-06-2008, 09:16 PM

This is a horrible idea. I mean, forget the part where you saw a girl once a year ago, stalker. Forget that in the last year you haven't met anyone else to ask. Forget that this is not just your boss' daughter, but you're the property of Uncle Sam and he could pwn you like 4x4 having a bad night.

But for god sakes, man, she's a ****ing midget! Just kidding, that part's hot. But you're gonna die an old man in the stockade.

03-05-2008, 11:31 PM	#1
Prod RIP Member#: 59328 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Crushing your hopes and dreams Vehicle: 1967 M35A2 duh, winning	Prod is trying to keep it real, and it will go wrong Ok, so I have this Navy Ball coming up towards the end of April. I need a date for it, and currently my only option is someone who is just a friend. Honestly, I'd rather a real date. The CO has a cute daughter who is my age. My goal is to take her to the Navy Ball. Now, I'd like to provide the following information. 1.) I've seen the CO's daughter once, a year ago. We did not converse. 2.) As far as I know, none of my friends know her. I know one girl who took a class with her 2 years ago or something like that. Anyways, she's a Christian and supposedly a really nice girl, and knowing the CO, I think we'd get along pretty well. 3.) Given the above circumstances, I have no idea how to meet said girl. I could ask the CO, but I'm not sure how I would phrase it to not sound like a total jackass. 4.) The CO has a good sense of humor, so pulling this off isn't as suicidal as it may seem. I won't be IDPing her at the night's end. 5.) She's 4'11"

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TDQuiksilver Scooby Newbie Member#: 80774 Join Date: Feb 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Vehicle: 2015 WRX	Do it. I told you.

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Skell Scooby Specialist Member#: 75638 Join Date: Nov 2004 Chapter/Region: NWIC Vehicle: new metalocalypse is effin funneh	this again?!

03-05-2008, 11:40 PM	#4
escos Scooby Newbie Member#: 144543 Join Date: Mar 2007 Chapter/Region: International Location: in their Japan Vehicle: * diluting their bloodlines	Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

03-06-2008, 12:09 AM	#6
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Midnight Desires * Banned * Member#: 68052 Join Date: Aug 2004 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Las Vegas Vehicle: 93 Lexus Soarer 08 CBR1000RR	we need pics

03-06-2008, 12:19 AM	#9
adam555 Scooby Specialist Member#: 6339 Join Date: May 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC	tell the CO your story of how you need some one for the date for the navy ball and you dont know anyone to ask or something. if you are lucky as **** he'll bring up the idea of his daughter. if he doesnt then you probably shouldnt push it.

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Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: alternate reality Vehicle: 2059 Venturi Skimobi transparent aluminium	if you're trying to get out of the navy, show up with a guy as your date. then again... you guys dress up as sperm and run around inside a giant metal penis.... nvrmnd..

03-06-2008, 12:31 AM	#11
missnexa Scooby Specialist Member#: 116754 Join Date: Jun 2006 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Ann Arbor, MI Vehicle: 2017 outback rice	Welll heyheyhey #5.. now that changes everything. Not like I'm biased or anything..

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Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: alternate reality Vehicle: 2059 Venturi Skimobi transparent aluminium	him!!

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hauntedwrx Scooby Newbie Member#: 115104 Join Date: May 2006 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Ohio Vehicle: 2003 WRX Sedona Red Pearl	Talk to the CO about the situation, I am sure if you guys are on good terms and you reassure him that no IDPing will happen he might go for it.

03-06-2008, 08:59 PM	#22
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MikeCee Scooby Specialist Member#: 136687 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: crosby, vokoun, tk, orpik Vehicle: 15 iginla, dup...	This is a horrible idea. I mean, forget the part where you saw a girl once a year ago, stalker. Forget that in the last year you haven't met anyone else to ask. Forget that this is not just your boss' daughter, but you're the property of Uncle Sam and he could pwn you like 4x4 having a bad night. But for god sakes, man, she's a ****ing midget! Just kidding, that part's hot. But you're gonna die an old man in the stockade.