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Old 03-24-2020, 08:22 AM   #1
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OMGHi2U So...avoid farting naked around other people

This could probably be stashed in a Covid thread...but I gotta be meee

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Can Farts Spread Disease?

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Back in 2001, a nurse asked Australian science author, educator, and commentator Karl "Dr. Karl" Kruszelnicki the same question. She wanted to know if she was contaminating the operating room she worked in by silently farting throughout procedures, Discover reports.

To get to the bottom of the matter, Kruszelnicki contacted Canberra microbiologist Luke Tennent. Tennent asked one of his colleagues to fart directly into two Petri dishes from a distance of five centimeters—first while wearing pants, and then a second time au naturel. While the first Petri dish stayed clean, the second one sprouted bacteria overnight, which seemed to suggest that clothing acts as a barrier between whatever bacteria might be expelled by a fart (not all of which would be contained within the gas itself). Dr. Karl reported the findings in 2014 in the satirical holiday issue of the scientific journal BMJ, noting:

"Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt."

While Kruszelnicki and Tennent's experiment didn't dive too deeply into all the kinds of bacteria that a pants-less person might be able to spread, China's CDC did. Earlier this year, a Beijing district office for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention announced that pants should be an effective barrier against farts that might carry the novel coronavirus. So to avoid spreading COVID-19, practice responsible social distancing—and avoid farting naked around other people. Which is honestly a good rule of etiquette for life in general.
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Old 03-24-2020, 08:25 AM   #2
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i used to cough to cover a fart

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i fart to cover a cough
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Old 03-24-2020, 08:26 AM   #3
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I'm all about silently crop dusting the aisle I am in
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:53 AM   #4
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You know I love a bit of wordplay humor.
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:59 AM   #5
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Man who fart in church, sit in own pew
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:13 AM   #6
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:57 AM   #7
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Bravo sir, bravo. I will be using this later.
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Old 03-24-2020, 12:05 PM   #8
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Man who fart in church, sit in own pew
First guffaw of the day for me.

I miss cloth foam seat office chairs, you could silently hammer them and it would all stay entrapped. Just don't ever get up, or if you do run for your life because it is opening Pandora's box.
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Old 03-24-2020, 12:06 PM   #9
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Bravo sir, bravo. I will be using this later.
https://dankingnews.com/2020/02/23/j...ver-our-cough/
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Old 03-24-2020, 12:39 PM   #11
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That's the first time anyone has used the word "jenkem" since 1938
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Getting a case of the Corona farts is the worst.
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Esp if you are out of TP
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Esp if you are out of TP
Then you just shove a lime wedge up your asshole and tell someone to come over and drink up.
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:13 PM   #16
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:19 PM   #17
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Getting a case of the Corona farts is the worst.
I don't think I would ever drink a case of Corona.
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I don't think I would ever drink a case of Corona.
You're supposed to drink like 2 gallons of water a day though.
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:10 PM   #19
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Then you just shove a lime wedge up your asshole and tell someone to come over and drink up.
don't forget to fully dress it with some salt on the rim.
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Old 03-24-2020, 03:29 PM   #20
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You're supposed to drink like 2 gallons of water a day though.
It's not the volume, nor the alcohol.
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Esp if you are out of TP
Just spray a bit of Pam between your cheeks and nothing will stick.
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Old 03-25-2020, 11:46 AM   #22
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“Eat flatus “ is going to be my new go-to comeback.
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Old 03-25-2020, 11:48 AM   #23
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Just spray a bit of Pam between your cheeks and nothing will stick.
Too greasy. ScotchGard.
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