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08-06-2004, 11:25 AM | #1 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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MAIC
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Vehicle:with paddles. |
i am for IDP, but my wife is not
Ummm yeah.
(so how do I convince her to idp my little bugger?)
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08-06-2004, 11:26 AM | #2 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 700
Join Date: Jan 2000
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: BANNED!
Vehicle:99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic |
"She won't s*** right a week!" Bad Santa
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08-06-2004, 11:26 AM | #3 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 44639
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Tri-State
Location: They say it's the armpit...
Vehicle:STi the 35 awaits you... |
just slide it in while she's sleeping, she'll never know
' chris |
08-06-2004, 11:26 AM | #4 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 39077
Join Date: Jun 2003
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: st. louis
Vehicle:2004 wrx silver |
homer: "alcohol... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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08-06-2004, 11:27 AM | #5 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 61871
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Dallas area Texas
Vehicle:2004 nonbaru grey |
Tequila.
-or- tell her you know she will like it because her sister LOVES it. |
08-06-2004, 11:27 AM | #6 |
Scooby Specialist
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Champagne seems to work. Also, pre-lube while she's not looking and maybe it'll all be over before she realizes what happened.
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08-06-2004, 11:27 AM | #7 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 17120
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Location: Chicago/Manhattan/Queens NYC
Vehicle:2004 04WRX STi 99 RS sold and MBP, SQC# 33 |
find a new one
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08-06-2004, 11:28 AM | #8 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 67264
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Tri-State
Location: Willow Grove, PA
Vehicle:2008 Subaru WRX Obsidian Black |
admitting to the fact that you have a small weiner is the first step towards healing
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08-06-2004, 11:30 AM | #9 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 61884
Join Date: May 2004
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International
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Get her liquidated and put on IDP pron.
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08-06-2004, 11:30 AM | #10 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 34931
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Tri-State
Location: Eagles are ****ing
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best way is to take small steps in trying idp...use your penis then move to something bigger and thincker like your finger ...haha couldnt resist
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08-06-2004, 11:31 AM | #11 | |
Scooby Newbie
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08-06-2004, 11:32 AM | #12 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 24290
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Location: Philly
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ruffie
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08-06-2004, 11:32 AM | #13 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Location: Charlotte, NC
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Be careful. If ya 'accidently' slip it in, she might decide to 'accidently' slip you some anal beads. And yes, I know women who have done this.
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08-06-2004, 11:32 AM | #14 |
NASIOC Supporter
Member#: 9401
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Location: Bis dat, qui cito dat...
Vehicle:. Truth is a pathless land... |
This is actually not a joke :
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08-06-2004, 11:33 AM | #15 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 14259
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Location: Shrewsbury, MA
Vehicle:OT, we're a-holes b/c we are bored at work |
roofies
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08-06-2004, 11:33 AM | #16 |
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wait, so you want to take it IDP?
and she does not? seems simple enough. compramise. get her a strap on. maybe a big black one, with pleasure rings. |
08-06-2004, 11:34 AM | #17 |
Sufficient for Sharky
Member#: 55173
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Location: I beat up big rocks
Vehicle:with paddles. |
No. Excessive alcohol intake or painkillers are t3h BAD for t3h IDP. Not safe.
And what's wrong with your wife slipping you some anal beads anyway??? |
08-06-2004, 11:35 AM | #18 |
Scooby Newbie
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Nothing... but most guys are initially opposed to the idea.
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08-06-2004, 11:36 AM | #19 | |
Clean racer
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08-06-2004, 11:36 AM | #20 | |
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danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME. case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good." not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see. |
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08-06-2004, 11:37 AM | #21 | |
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08-06-2004, 11:38 AM | #22 |
Gone... But not forgotten
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Location: Philadelphia
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There's a novocaine<sp> - like cream that can be applied on the "area". Just make sure you wear a raincoat or yuor little bugger will get numb as well.
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08-06-2004, 11:39 AM | #23 |
Scooby Guru
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Location: Wichita, KS and Whoring, OT
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see what they forget to mention about pr0n is that they have a nice enema before their scene. otherwise, in nearly all cases, IDP is going to get a little messy. shower + lube is teh best for real-life people that don't enema beforehand. |
08-06-2004, 11:39 AM | #24 |
Scooby Specialist
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For some incredibly awful looking pics of poeple who have made IDP a lifestyle (men and women), google up "rosebutt". Enjoy.
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08-06-2004, 11:41 AM | #25 | |
Scooby Specialist
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