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07-17-2012, 06:13 PM | #3201 |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Vermont
Vehicle:2012 Impreza WRX Metallic Grey |
Dear 17 year old in your mommas passat,
thanks for riding my ass in low visibility weather and rain, you must be the **** man!!! Here let me show you some break lights...sweet, you back off for a few seconds. after you try and pass me on the right you almost side swipe me with a middle finger right in my face....too bad i could smoke your ass in a second if i really wanted to. I hope you hydroplane all the way to hell, you probably won't be driving for too much longer dip ****. regards....**** YOU
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07-17-2012, 09:42 PM | #3202 | |
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07-18-2012, 12:03 AM | #3203 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 318040
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Vermont
Vehicle:2012 Impreza WRX Metallic Grey |
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07-20-2012, 07:32 PM | #3204 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 242434
Join Date: Mar 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Tewksbury, MA
Vehicle:2004 WRX STi Blue/Charcoal Grey 2 tone |
Red 2000ish Impala. Do not try and pass me on the wrong side of the road. As you may have noticed, i have a slight HP advantage, even with 3 people in the car.
Some advice, buy a car worth a damn. Or a better suggestion, dont be a dick. |
07-21-2012, 04:41 AM | #3205 | |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 124254
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 06 SGM Slowbaru "The Scoobinator" |
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07-21-2012, 10:37 AM | #3206 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 307359
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Location: Atlanta,GA
Vehicle:'05 STi Stage II OBP |
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07-21-2012, 03:15 PM | #3207 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 106910
Join Date: Feb 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: MA
Vehicle:2016 GTI C6 ZO6 track toy |
Dear pretentious prius driver,
You may think you are helping save the planet with your 'green' stickers promoting all sorts of environmental causes, but throwing your still lit cigarette out the window kind of goes against what you stand for. Please have some sort of consideration for your actions and think before you act. I hope you enjoyed the earfull at the next light. Flipping me off was certainly a classy way of letting me know what kind of dbag you truly are. Sincerely, The guy who gives a crap |
08-12-2012, 09:10 PM | #3208 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 318521
Join Date: Apr 2012
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NWIC
Location: PDX
Vehicle:08 WRX sedan WRB |
Dear driver of of the s****y, turbo, oil burning civic,
This isnt fast and the furious. Do you really think that just you have a turbo, ill want to race you through traffic? And please, dont rev your engine at me. Your car doesnt sound impressive. In fact, it sounds like its two seconds from blowing itself to pieces. Im glad you were upset when I didnt even look over to acknowledge that you exist. You are the reason people who mod cars get a bad rep. Sincerely, Guy driving to subway |
08-13-2012, 07:03 AM | #3209 |
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Member#: 303906
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Location: Porter Square, Slumerville
Vehicle:2011 WRX Sedan Spark Silver Metalic |
Dear Saab with 'agent 1' plates,
When you are running a doughnut tire you should not be driving 75 down rt24 aggressively passing people. Sincerely, Hope it blows out while your alone on the highway |
08-14-2012, 08:03 PM | #3210 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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Location: Westfield Massachusetts
Vehicle:2012 Wrx hatch Plasma blue |
Dear red Honda civic in Springfield, thanks for trying to impress me by nodding your head, cutting me off on the highway doing 85+ and coming about 3 inches away from rear ending my friend. You sir need to crash into a tree and do us all a favor. Guy driving a car worth 10x more than yours.
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08-14-2012, 08:16 PM | #3211 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 124254
Join Date: Aug 2006
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 06 SGM Slowbaru "The Scoobinator" |
A $5000 car is nothing to brag about.
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08-14-2012, 08:33 PM | #3212 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 320422
Join Date: May 2012
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Western M.A
Vehicle:2012 Wrx Limited OBP |
With $15000 and overnight parts from Japan,this Honda will still rust out and carry all my kids to price rite.
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08-29-2012, 01:51 PM | #3213 |
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Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 06 SGM Slowbaru "The Scoobinator" |
Dear driver and/or owner of the Lancer that just caught fire on 95N near Smithfield Ave,
My condolences on your ride. Also, car fires smell horrible. |
09-06-2012, 09:29 PM | #3214 |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Location: NJ
Vehicle:2014 WRX Hatch WRB |
As much as I love the "Dear (insert moron's vehicle here)" format, the situation today requires a little explanation. Here goes.
My dad and I had just finished a landscaping job and were bringing the excavator back to the yard. My dad was pulling the machine with his Peterbilt dump truck while I followed in the Ford F550 mason dump. We pulled onto the main road at the base of a hill so it was slow going at first. What are you going to do? By the time we got to the crest of the hill there were a few cars behind me including a white Jeep Wrangler who was following a few feet off my tail. However, once the road leveled out a bit we quickly got up to the speed limit. Then we came upon a school bus. Again, what are you going to do? At the third bus stop I notice an SUV trying to merge from a driveway on the left. Being the decent driver I am, I left a space so the SUV can pull in behind my dad while the bus has oncoming traffic stopped. Remember the driver of that white Jeep? He decides he doesn't want to sit behind two trucks, so he pulls into the oncoming lane, passes me (as he's doing so I notice the "I know a cop" badge suction-cupped in the front windshield... self-important twit), cuts off the SUV in the driveway, and then cuts back in behind my dad. I wish I could have done more than blow my horn. I was so incredibly angry at this driver I can't even explain it! The only justice is that now this moron is stuck behind my dad with the truck, trailer, and excavator. When we got to the yard entrance (about 1/8 mile later) dad took so long pulling into the driveway that I was able to let another SUV pull out of the road that runs parallel to the driveway (I got an appreciative wave which was nice) and was right behind the idiot in the Jeep just as the trailer cleared the road. Seriously, what is it with Jeep drivers? It seems that some of the worst driving maneuvers are performed by people driving these easily flippable, poorly designed, overall infuriating 4X4s that are never even taken off-road! Sometimes I just want to get an old truck, weld a giant plow on the front, and push the stupid drivers off the road.... Phew, okay, done with that. |
09-06-2012, 09:48 PM | #3215 |
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Member#: 307359
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Location: Atlanta,GA
Vehicle:'05 STi Stage II OBP |
Here's the attachment you need to purchase. :P
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09-07-2012, 12:21 PM | #3216 | |
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Join Date: May 2011
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Location: Northeast CT
Vehicle:2011 5 Door STi Plasma Blue Pearl |
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09-07-2012, 04:59 PM | #3217 |
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Member#: 121479
Join Date: Jul 2006
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Boston
Vehicle:Too Many Wagons |
Dear Juggalo in the junk Ford Ranger:
Doing donuts in the gravel parking lot at the skate park is pretty stupid. Managing to T bone a parked car hard enough to push it a solid foot sideways was weapons grade stupid. I'm fortunate that Jetta was parked next to me. If that had been my wagon you hit, I'm sure I would have gone to jail for assault and battery. Please don't breed. Sincerely, HiRoller |
09-07-2012, 05:06 PM | #3218 | |
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09-07-2012, 05:45 PM | #3219 |
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Location: NESIC
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what skatepark was this at?
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09-07-2012, 07:09 PM | #3220 | ||
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09-07-2012, 11:04 PM | #3221 |
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Member#: 253456
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Celina,Oh
Vehicle:2005 WRX STi/Baja tu black/gray,silver |
The juggalo community gets larger as the days pass. Don't be hating on them. Some of them serve in the military to protect your freedom.
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09-08-2012, 12:49 AM | #3222 |
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Member#: 253456
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Celina,Oh
Vehicle:2005 WRX STi/Baja tu black/gray,silver |
There are some idiots out there that ruin the image of every group, even the beloved subaru people. It only takes 1 moron to tarnish the image of a following.
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09-08-2012, 12:57 AM | #3223 | |
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Member#: 124254
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Location: Rhode Island
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09-08-2012, 01:13 AM | #3224 |
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Member#: 253456
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Celina,Oh
Vehicle:2005 WRX STi/Baja tu black/gray,silver |
Juggalos aren't a gang and if someone is found to being an active gang member then they are subject to punishments by the ucmj.
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09-08-2012, 01:16 AM | #3225 |
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Location: Celina,Oh
Vehicle:2005 WRX STi/Baja tu black/gray,silver |
I'm sure they're in the subaru community as well. (all parties mentioned)
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