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Old 01-14-2008, 09:45 PM   #1
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Default Since no one started it...happy birthday Blue-Sun

Welcome to the old man club and hope you had a good birthday dinner w/the wife.
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:23 PM   #2
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Happy B-Day D!
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:48 PM   #3
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happy birthday, so exciting:

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Old 01-15-2008, 12:10 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:19 AM   #5
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Hello.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:02 AM   #6
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yeeeeeeeeeeeer old.
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:54 AM   #7
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Happy B-day Dave!!!! Sto lat to my favorite corumbian!


Btw Dave has been experiencing some technical difficulties lately. He wrote the following letter:

Quote:
Originally Posted by blue-sun View Post
Dear Tech Support:

Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting &
Fishing 7.5, & Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications. I'm thinking of going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks.

Blue-sun
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REPLY:

Dear troubled user:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the
system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
"Warnings-Alimony-Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving
the situation. I suggest installing the background application, "Yes
Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal, anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2.

However - be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag-Nag 9.5. Once this
happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck!

Tech Support

******************

Very Important notice update!

It has recently come to light that Mistress 6.9 (which was
distributed as a patch for Wife 1.0) is actually an invasive virus that attaches
itself to your on-line financial services and gradually erodes all of your
resources.

The corruption of your system is slow and insidious and eventually
you are left with no operating system at all.
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:28 AM   #8
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Dammit...I wish I got that email before I screwed up my last real relationship w/a stupid WAPCE.








stupid WAPCE scum
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:06 AM   #9
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Happy Birthday David!
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:22 AM   #10
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Happy birfday Dave!
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:25 AM   #11
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I shared the tech support letter with my better half. She got a kick out of it as much as I did.

Happy birthday!!
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:29 AM   #12
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Happy Birthday Blue-Sun!
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:19 PM   #13
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Happy Birfday!
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:15 PM   #14
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happy birfday!
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:37 PM   #15
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I'm late...Happy Birthday Dave!
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:51 PM   #16
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thanks guys!

Nice post Rich. . .nice.
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Old 01-15-2008, 05:22 PM   #17
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Happy Birthday David!

Todd
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Old 01-15-2008, 05:28 PM   #18
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Quote:
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WTF!?!?! ITZ NOt CATuRDAY YET!

anwyays, happy bday bro!
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Old 01-15-2008, 05:48 PM   #19
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istn the sun yellow?
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Old 01-15-2008, 06:09 PM   #20
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istn the sun yellow?
If you were a sausage, you'd be polish.
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Old 01-15-2008, 06:14 PM   #21
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If you were a sausage, you'd be polish.
not sure why, but this made me LOL in my cube at work. . .nice.
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:51 PM   #22
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Happy birthday man.
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:32 AM   #23
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Happy birfday.

Did your wife get that rusty trombone you always wanted?
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:16 PM   #24
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Happy B-Day Man!
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Old 01-17-2008, 02:36 PM   #25
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Hey happy birthday dave!! where have I been, you got married? lol... congrats on everything!


-oops this is alissa posted under my co worker..lol
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