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Old 01-04-2005, 12:36 PM   #1
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Default I....need....strippers.....

When to a club in Memphis for New Years with the wifey where a spicey little number with short brunette hair proceeded to come up and be all over the wife. Dollars flew from surrounding tables... dollars flew from me.... private dance ensued... a good time was had by all. I had just about gotten over that place since I live 5 hours away now. Oh well, more cold turkey for me.

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Old 01-04-2005, 01:14 PM   #2
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A stripper's only goal in life is to separate you from your money.

-stripper

My long-time friend is good friends with a girl who became one.
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:15 PM   #3
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I still till this day don't see the point of a strip club...
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:40 PM   #4
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yeah i don't get it period
i cna go home and get a stripper and bog boobs in my face....then again if i was 50 and my wife ever rolled into a fatty with no sex drive i might go, but by then i could afford more pr0n and stay home and do it
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:57 PM   #5
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Strip clubs are fun, but yeah they do tend to separate you from your money pretty quickly. I had a good time when I went for my bro-in-law's bachelor party, but its not like I'd go all the time on my own.
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:58 PM   #6
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133 views, only 6 replies. I think that about sums it up.
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:59 PM   #7
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133 views, only 6 replies. I think that about sums it up.
If only there was a strippArs patch.
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:02 PM   #8
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133 views, only 6 replies. I think that about sums it up.

I bet you'd dance for more patches!!

Back to your pole.

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On a related note, why pay to be teased with no hope of resolution??
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:06 PM   #9
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Some are resolved, depending on how much the girl likes you or how much money you have.
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:11 PM   #10
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Here's away to not part with your money.

We were at a stip club and some girl lept coming to my friend asking if he wanted a private dance. He kept saying no. Finally she comes back and asks again. This time he whips out 2 grand in hundreds and tells her forget the 220 bucks for a lap dance he'll give her two grand to go out back to his car with him. She declined and stopped bothering him about a lap dance.

I think strip clubs are cool because I think a majority of the girls aren't that great and it is fun to point out massive roast beef among friends.
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:14 PM   #11
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220 bucks for a lap dance ??!!
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:15 PM   #12
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220 bucks for a lap dance ??!!
Actually it was 20...I mistyped.
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:15 PM   #13
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$220 bucks for a lap dance? Geez!!

Go to somewhere that it's $10-20 man.

ninjaedit: Oh, ok. Whew!

Good way to get rid of them. Next time offer them only $40 to go out to the car with you so that you can insult them while you're at it.
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:15 PM   #14
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