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Old 02-10-2008, 12:48 AM   #1
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Default oops.. the wifey and I left the porn out for the maid

I hate that we have a maid. I think it is a waste of money but my wife insists we have one.

She comes last wednesday and cleans the house. Nothing exciting. On Friday, my wife realizes that there is a stack of DVD's on top of our DVD player in our bedroom which is normal. They are usually DVD's of normal movies that we watch and are just to lazy to put away. Only this time the DVD on top is a porn DVD.

Our maid is mexican and doesn't speak a lick of english (which is another issue that pisses me off because she has lived here for over 10 years, but that is another thread) so I shouldn't think much of it. However, this particular movie has Jenna Jamison (before she got all ugly) on the DVD with her bare boobies hanging out so the maid obviously figured out what it is (and yes we know she knows because it was neatly stacked and dusted around it).

Just thought I'd share. It's cool. And no..there is no chance of a mix-in
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:48 AM   #2
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:50 AM   #3
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The maid probably flicked her bean in your bed. Sorry.
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:52 AM   #4
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The maid probably flicked her bean in your bed. Sorry.
That's what I said. The funny thing is, the person that cleans our hard every month was over the same day.

I created a whole pr0n scene that I should sell the rights to.

The maid sees it and starts to enjoy herself. The yard keeper sees it through the window and comes in. They go at it. <next scene>
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:52 AM   #5
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...So if she flipped out would she have been a messican jumping beaner?
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:59 AM   #6
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the person that cleans our hard every month ..

nice slip
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:02 AM   #7
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nice slip
oops. I'm drunk.. I'd change it but it would be less funny.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:05 AM   #8
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does the porn have spanish subtitles?
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:11 AM   #9
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eh, I'm sure maids have seen worse.
Find a dildo, clean it with 409 and tuck it back into the drawer
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:25 AM   #10
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meh no big deal maids like sex too. I must take issue with your typo though it spelled PRON
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:49 AM   #11
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The maid probably got pregnant in your bed. Sorry.
Ficksed.
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:21 AM   #12
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Our maid is mexican and doesn't speak a lick of english
That's like saying, "The sky is blue."
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:27 AM   #13
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Who the **** cares? If she doesn't like it, boot her ass back across the border.
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:06 AM   #14
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damn wapce!
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:04 PM   #15
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So your wife is into Jenna? Cool!
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:28 PM   #16
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You know porn movies start like this... But so do horror movies.





It's a trick, get an axe.
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