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09-26-2007, 12:45 AM | #1 |
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For all you single guys.....
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You have to read the Testimonials, I was laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants! http://marryourdaughter.biz/index.ph...&limitstart=20 Here's a quote if ur too lazy. “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
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09-26-2007, 12:47 AM | #2 |
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HAHA! That's just ****ing wrong dude...
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09-26-2007, 12:55 AM | #3 |
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It's a joke, isn't it. So wrong...so freaking wrong.
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09-26-2007, 01:00 AM | #4 |
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Lmao!!!!!
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09-26-2007, 01:04 AM | #5 |
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09-26-2007, 01:05 AM | #6 |
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JEREMIAH: HEY CLETUS YOU STILL GOT THAT MONEY FROM WHEN UNCLE JERRY MARRIED MOMMA?
CLETUS: ...SURE DO JEREMIAH, WHAT CHU NEEDS IT FUR THO? JEREMIAH: I JUST BOUGHT ME A 14YR OLD FOR US TO MARRY CLETUS: WAHOOOOO! |
09-26-2007, 01:08 AM | #7 |
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Poor girl
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09-26-2007, 01:09 AM | #8 |
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"are you gonna be my new husband"?
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09-26-2007, 01:13 AM | #9 | |
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09-26-2007, 01:27 AM | #10 |
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haha, who would do this???
*checks bank account* |
09-26-2007, 01:34 AM | #11 |
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Dude, Speaking of swallows, Did you know one of my Girls' baby books, it says that a load of "manseed" contains Prostaglandins, Hormones known to start labor that, in their synthetic form, are sometimes used in medical inductions. In some circles it's said to be more effective if the seed is swallowed So basically, a Human womans' body is designed to take a shot in the mouth! tell them it promotes healthy babies!
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09-26-2007, 01:38 AM | #12 | |
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09-26-2007, 01:39 AM | #13 |
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A/P yea!
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09-26-2007, 09:40 AM | #14 |
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warren jeffs??
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09-26-2007, 03:41 PM | #15 |
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wow! this makes me sick!
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09-26-2007, 03:45 PM | #16 |
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My car is up for sale... I need money
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09-26-2007, 03:49 PM | #17 |
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What determines the amount of money some are 3k some are 60k. Maybe the 60k idps.
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09-26-2007, 04:10 PM | #18 |
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one is right under $100k! Lookin' like a cracked-out version ofthe crazy bish from Wedding Crashers. "I'll find u!"
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09-26-2007, 04:35 PM | #19 |
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we should get a SWIC wife
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09-26-2007, 05:03 PM | #20 |
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Bah weaksauce... I was hoping for something like "... here's my readily available, 20-something, redhead younger sister. She likes car geeks that may or may not have just moved to the area."
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09-26-2007, 05:16 PM | #21 |
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You've got to be kidding me. I hope this is a joke!
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09-26-2007, 05:38 PM | #22 | |
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http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/0...our-daughters/
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09-26-2007, 06:32 PM | #23 |
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I figured someone would really try and find a girl, now we know it's your bro.
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09-26-2007, 06:35 PM | #24 |
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Steve: i'm disgusted that you even found that . . .
Christopher: It was posted on a forum hhehehe Sent at 2:27 PM on Wednesday Steve: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/0...our-daughters/ Christopher: hahha you went looking for info on it? hahahaha Steve: sarah was sitting here when you sent it and popped it up i told her to do a searh about it and thats what we found Sent at 2:35 PM on Wednesday Christopher: hehe :P Yes. My brother. |
09-26-2007, 07:42 PM | #25 |
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