Tesla Catch All Thread. Hate us cause you ain’t us.

[juanmedina]

Originally Posted by Pre

This truck is going to enable me to be a pimp, literally. I'm studied up on the pimp game right now. I'm going to get two hos. The Cybertruck, and it's rolling bed cover, well I'm going to make that into a mobile bedroom. I'll have an app called cyberhos. Just like any other, you put your credit card information and book a ho. I'll drive her to your location, she'll already be in the bed. You just come down from your office, or your home, and I'll be parked in a discreet location. When you get close to the bed of the truck it'll be open for you. Enter and get you boom boom on. 30 minute slots (minimum) will be available.

Once autonomous driving is 100% enabled I'm going to have a fleet of these on the streets. I will incorporate as Mobile Bang Studios but the business name will be Electric boom carriers. Going Black Friday shopping for some green and purple suits, and some grillz.

I think it will work great for the cartel as well. Bullet proof autonomous truck carrying drugs across the border

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[Genericuser1]

Love all the stats it just god awful looking. Would have been much better to lose the body panel and glass durability and strength to have something that doesn't look like a 80's vision of a future truck.

[subyski]

Originally Posted by Sid03SVT

What real world application does the tug of war demonstrate a trucks usefulness? .

Dude, it completely applies when your bro-card is on the line. It's all about the D swinging contest at this point.

[Timmysubie]

I love when Subaru people are talking about how "bad looking" something is. It's subjective! none of us bought a Subaru because it was the best looking vehicle or even good looking at all (Please don't flame me, you know what I mean).

I'm buying one.

[chanomatik]

Cyber Truck is best-looking 4-door Tesla.

Roadster still best Tesla.

[godfather2112]

Originally Posted by Timmysubie

I love when Subaru people are talking about how "bad looking" something is. It's subjective! none of us bought a Subaru because it was the best looking vehicle or even good looking at all (Please don't flame me, you know what I mean).

I'm buying one.

I thought my 99 2.5 RS coupe, 02 WRX, and 05 sti looked good. Anything post 2007 is hot booty though.

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally Posted by juanmedina

Yeah is rocket science

Haha, hows that rocket science working out on the mack truck. I imagine that monster will be rolling off the production tent any second.

With that being said, what are the odds of him deverting rocket engineers away from getting payloads into space or Mars. This guy lives and dreams for space. Hell all of his terms for speed are related to the movie spaceballs. I love it. This guy is a visionary an American and a modern day Howard Hughes. I hope he never stops.

[4S-TURBO]

Originally Posted by Timmysubie

I love when Subaru people are talking about how "bad looking" something is. It's subjective! none of us bought a Subaru because it was the best looking vehicle or even good looking at all (Please don't flame me, you know what I mean).

I'm buying one.

I am offenced by multiple parts of this in any context. Post reported.

[shikataganai]

Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg

Haha, hows that rocket science working out on the mack truck. I imagine that monster will be rolling off the production tent any second.

Did you just use “Mack truck” as a synonym for a semi-tractor, a la Kleenex?

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally Posted by shikataganai

Did you just use "Mack truck" as a synonym for a semi-tractor, a la Kleenex?

Yes sir, I thought about using Peterbilt but lightning beat me to it.

If it makes you sleep easier at night. I always use the term tissue. calling tissue a Kleenex is just off the wall insane.

Tell them to comb the desert... "Sir, aren't we taking this a bit to literal***8230;"


How about the word bobtail.

[NighthawkSTI]

is it really that ugly in person though? I can only imagine watching this thing rip down a quarter mile in 10.8 seconds embarrassing supercars....and 2.8 0-60 from a stop light....the thing would look insane doing that, I'd probably forget that it was "ugly" at that point and just wow in amazement.

[murrdogg24]

[godfather2112]

Originally Posted by NighthawkSTI

is it really that ugly in person though? I can only imagine watching this thing rip down a quarter mile in 10.8 seconds embarrassing supercars....and 2.8 0-60 from a stop light....the thing would look insane doing that, I'd probably forget that it was "ugly" at that point and just wow in amazement.

Well good news for you, supercars were designed for road / circuit coarse racing, not the 1/4 mile.

Not all cars live their life a quarter mile at a time.

[SCRAPPYDO]

Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg

Haha, hows that rocket science working out on the mack truck. I imagine that monster will be rolling off the production tent any second.

With that being said, what are the odds of him deverting rocket engineers away from getting payloads into space or Mars. This guy lives and dreams for space. Hell all of his terms for speed are related to the movie spaceballs. I love it. This guy is a visionary an American and a modern day Howard Hughes. I hope he never stops.

You misspelled his name

He is the Modern day PT Barnum

Mostly all talk as he over promises and under delivers

[n7slc]

Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg

Yes sir, I thought about using Peterbilt but lightning beat me to it.

If it makes you sleep easier at night. I always use the term tissue. calling tissue a Kleenex is just off the wall insane.

Tell them to comb the desert... "Sir, aren't we taking this a bit to literal…"


How about the word bobtail.

This conversation made me laugh. How many here have used the term Crescent wrench when referring to an open-end, adjustable wrench?

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally Posted by n7slc

This conversation made me laugh. How many here have used the term Crescent wrench when referring to an open-end, adjustable wrench?

I blame the interweb. Deffinition.com states it as an accurate term. So I went with it. I Should of used Webster.

[subyski]

Originally Posted by murrdogg24

That has an awesome roof rack already! You can put anything on that!

[Skylab]

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[juanmedina]

Originally Posted by Skylab

https://youtu.be/RrGgIDqgUj4

good video but I think he is death wrong about Tesla's being disposable. First, the current batteries are design to last 500,000 miles with the powertrain design to last 1M+. Second, Tesla's get constantly update which actually makes feel like a new everything they sent an update and third, they have the best resale value compare to any other german competitor.

After I have my car for a few years my plan is to use my car as a robot taxi if that ever happens .

[Blitzkrieg]

Blah... Done with this

[Masterauto]

Towing with a Battery electric Tesla pickup? They seemed to have licked some heat issues but the power draw is killer.The electric motors are awesome torque and controllable power they found out long ago in train locomotives , boats and tug boats now all run electric motors .They solution they found was to install a diesel engine to drive a generator to power the electric motors. Can fuel cells make these practical or will battery tech catch up ?

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[Keshav]

could have another battery pack in the trailer that ties into the electric truck when you hook them up.

[Integra96]

Originally Posted by Masterauto

Towing with a Battery electric Tesla pickup? They seemed to have licked some heat issues but the power draw is killer.The electric motors are awesome torque and controllable power they found out long ago in train locomotives , boats and tug boats now all run electric motors .They solution they found was to install a diesel engine to drive a generator to power the electric motors. Can fuel cells make these practical or will battery tech catch up ? https://youtu.be/-cvNfmL7XQg

They could at least try to hide their contempt for Tesla a little better.

It's not a problem when an F-150 gets 8mpg towing 5k lbs. but the horror when the same physics applies to a Model X!

[Pre]

Originally Posted by Integra96

They could at least try to hide their contempt for Tesla a little better.

It's not a problem when an F-150 gets 8mpg towing 5k lbs. but the horror when the same physics applies to a Model X!

Very true, but for towing the whiners do have a point regarding charging times.
Filling up that diesel towing 10k lbs of boat takes 5 minutes and you're off. Even a Supercharger charging a 500 mile capacity battery pack is gonna take an hour and a half on the fastest charger they have currently.

EV makes sense for your regular car, DD, etc, stuff like that. I wouldn't want to go on a road trip in one until there are chargers, 480 volt or more at many gas stations.

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally Posted by Integra96

They could at least try to hide their contempt for Tesla a little better.

It's not a problem when an F-150 gets 8mpg towing 5k lbs. but the horror when the same physics applies to a Model X!

+1. Totally agree

This is a hate crime. I believe we should push a law through congress immediately that protects individuals that own and develop electrical vehicles.


This law should target individuals that park illegally in electric car parking spots with or without chargers and who speak negatively against the electric car development or obvious faults in adds or issues that may arise in electric vehicles.